despite everything, it's still you

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2013
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선의를 공격으로 받아치기 1초전
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went on a walk and came back more depressed after thinking about my life
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bought a different brand Lemon/Lime drink because they didn't have Teem #NowSipping Limca
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too sweet and not bitter or sour 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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tastes like straight diabetes
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hi guys!😁 today’s trivia is for the #Gamers. click the link below to play and get on the scoreboard let’s see who can knock me off my pedestal #PutBodyIfESureForYou gotrivia.vercel.app/daily-cu…
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I hate when people use side quest wrong, just seen someone post “picking my kid from the daycare, I’m always on some sidequest 🤣” side Quest?!? NIGGA THATS YOUR LIFE
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Replying to @Ms_Ojo
I decided to switch to positive reinforcement, so I told his sister that since she finished eating first, I'd give her a gift, and congratulated her. Tell me why this boy also congratulated her and continued eating his food at his own pace.
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For those interested Here's the job description and client info Thank you
Vacancy 🔥🔥🔥 I have a client who wants to hire someone For a Replacement job and the pay is ₦1M monthly
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I cannot talk to people that associate gaming with immaturity, please take that attitude elsewhere
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lowkey refreshing to see a long tweet from a bluecheck and being able to tell it wasn't written with AI
I ALMOST GOT BEATEN BY SOLDIERS AT YUSUF BUHARI'S WEDDING. During the wedding ceremony of Yusuf Muhammadu Buhari and his bride, Princess Zahra Nasiru Ado Bayero, anyone who attended the event would have noticed the heavy presence of security personnel. When I arrived in Bichi, I approached one of the entrance gates and saw security officers beating people who were trying to enter. Only a few important-looking individuals were allowed through. I observed the situation and decided to try another gate, but the situation there was no different. Whenever traditional rulers arrived with their entourages, the security officers would shout, “Only Emirs dey pass!” I turned around and returned to the first gate. I dressed and carried myself as though I were a senior military officer or DSS operative. I stood for a while, carefully studying the environment. Suddenly, a delegation arrived, and the soldiers began beating its members, forcing everyone, including their leader, to retreat. Seeing this, I quietly recited the Shahada and gathered my courage. I approached the gate confidently while the soldiers were still beating other people. I put my fear aside and walked straight towards them. Suddenly, I made eye contact with one of the soldiers. I nodded at him and said, “Well done, well done.” Deep down, I was terrified that he might ask me to identify myself. Instead, he responded, “You're welcome, sir!” I breathed a sigh of relief and asked, “How work?” He replied, “Fine, sir.” Immediately, the other soldiers cleared the way for me. Maintaining a serious facial expression, I walked confidently through the gate. Inside, there were two additional security checkpoints. When former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan arrived, I quietly joined his entourage, positioning myself near Orubebe. After entering their designated reception area, I noticed that almost everyone around me, about 50 people, was dressed like security personnel. I became worried. I stood near some people who were having a conversation. After noticing that I had remained silent for about ten minutes, one of them turned towards me and asked: “Bros, with who you dey?” Without hesitation, I confidently replied: “I dey with my boss. He is inside.” He immediately extended his hand for a handshake and said, “You're welcome.” I shook his hand and replied, “You're welcome too.” Shortly afterwards, I overheard some presidential protocol officers discussing the expected arrival of President Muhammadu Buhari. They explained that once the president arrived, they would proceed to the designated venue for the wedding ceremony. Security at that entrance was extremely tight because prominent personalities, including Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, Atiku Abubakar, BUA's chairman, and several other dignitaries, were already inside. When I heard this, I quickly disappeared from the area. I returned to the entrance and stood beside the security officers, pretending to assist them in controlling the crowd. At one point, a man attempted to pass through. I placed my hand against his chest and demanded: “Yeah! Who are you? Identify yourself!” The poor man couldn't say anything. I pointed him in the opposite direction and ordered: “Go back!” After spending about five minutes with the security officers, they became familiar with my presence. I then confidently walked through the entrance without anyone questioning me. When I finally entered the wedding venue, I saw practically everyone who mattered in Nigeria gathered in one place! I even managed to get close to the groom, Yusuf Buhari, since he is our relative, and we exchanged warm greetings and pleasantries. — Salmanu Rabiu Gwarzo
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Replying to @Kooloog_
Thank you so much for your thoughtful reply! There seem to be a few misunderstandings, but I'll need to choose my words carefully when addressing them. Especially since English isn't my native language, I have to review my writing several times to make sure the translation doesn't inadvertently lead to further misunderstandings... For these reasons, I hope you'll forgive me if it takes a little while to get back to you. I would really appreciate your understanding.
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it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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여러분 너무 추워서 콧수염에 하얗게 서리 앉은 쮝.을 보세요
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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being jumpscared by the woman in the next house shouting "the devil is a liar, amen, amen" every morning with no actual accompanying prayer
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this was my biggest problem with GTA 5 when i played it lol felt absolutely nothing when i finished it
This nakeyjakey criticism of Rockstar mission design still lives rent free in my head, Rob Nelson said that they’ll be more freedom in GTA 6 missions So they probably saw this video too
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some people never change lmao my goodness
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