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24yo lewser and lover of lewsers (sjs/nyi/mms) 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺

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Joined October 2016
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I ASKED THE 26-27 SAN JOSE SHARKS TO WIN A GAME IN REGULATION AND THEY TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF
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If I had Schaefer and Duclair this mad at me in one game I'd kill myself but okay
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O #Isles não mereceu vencer (até porque não criaram quase nada ofensivamente). PORÉM, péssima arbitragem hoje. Uma das piores que eu já vi 😒
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i’m finally home it’s been over 24 hours. i’m shoeless and freeballing and wearing someone else’s pants. also my face is lowkey stained i need to find my oil cleanser
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the refs stole his joy. 24 hours ago he was big bird
I have never seen him this angry this game is a joke
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MY GRACIE
No matter where you are you will eventually meet someone from Texas its inevitable
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they pissed him off so bad he’s not even gonna enjoy trick or treating later
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thanks mis
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CHAMPS! Congrats, @valkyries!! 🏆👏
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they gave kiefer sherwood a 10 minute misconduct for being a real ass bitch
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This is true. Ty Dellandrea played 13:49 5 on 5 tonight, Celebrini played 13:21. WHAT ARE WE DOING
Replying to @SummoningSports
Ty Dellandrea had more 5v5 ice time than Macklin.
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i’m so confused how there’s such a disconnect between the coach and the players. mack was playing loud music before the game bc the team agrees they need to loosen up and have fun while warso is saying “the best tool a coach has is to take someone out or take away ice time” ???
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GIVE HIM A GUN IM BEING SO SERIOUS
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the way i said this is a joke and that’s Deadass what he just said in the post game interview like surely you have to be joking bro i’m so fucking pissed
well. I guess we just have to play harder. pucks in deep and whatnot. There’s gonna be some changes round here. People gonna have to earn their ice time. Smh. #TurnItAllTeal
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it was pissing me off so i fell asleep in 2nd int
i fucking woke up at 7am for this fuckass game
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i fucking woke up at 7am for this fuckass game
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matthew schaefer i would burn the entire World for you
Happy Halloween from Matthew Schaefer and the Martins. #Isles
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this account is quite mean and also hurting my Feelings. i think i will bench michael misa because of it.
Day 3: Is Ryan Warsofsky Still Head Coach of the San Jose Sharks? Yes. #TurnItAllTeal   #SJSharks   #TheFutureIsTeal
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someone use some magic powers to get the chairman to come cuddle with me
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i’m hearing word that The Young Misa scored. i didn’t approve of that. I will be benching him and docking his minutes severely now. You gotta earn your ice time bud.
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