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I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

Y'all ever postpone an outfit? Like you don't want to waste it on a boring day

And btw the coolest person u know has a career path that makes absolutely zero sense

When I'm taking a shower and a song I don't like come on

i yearn for a walkable city

I can't believe I wore a mask in 2020 to save this shitty life I'm living now

Twitter was made for people who talk to themselves

Idk how to flirt but I’ll ruin my sleep schedule for you

what substance do i have to abuse to enjoy living

I'm the 1% of this generation, that have not watched game of thrones

they need to bring back laptops with dvd players

I wish the blocked button killed people

What’s that one album with absolutely no skips

the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging any contact info

I don't appreciate late night calls anymore. go to bed we are adults

Twitter is basically just an ethical way to read someone else's diary

A moment of silence to those who lost NNN on the first day

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The way I stare at the ceiling when someone's typing their password cause I refuse to look like a thief 😭

There's a kind of crashout that starts with hysterical laughter

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes