Dustin retweeted
The cruelest joke of the 2026 economy is finally earning the salary you dreamed of making in 2016, only to realize the house, car, and comfortable middle-class lifestyle you wanted have all gotten more expensive faster than your paycheck.
API Inventory Moves 10/27
Crude -2.031 million (exp. +800,000)
Gasoline +2.39 million
Distillates +380,000
Cushing -453,000
SPR actual -100,000
#oott #crudeoil #gasoline #distillate
I thought the whole push for emissions control was a joke in Oklahoma.
We didn’t have the emissions issues the Permian has.
You didn’t smell wells like you do down here.
ooooA and ooooB exist because operators let the goddamn packing and tanks leak like crazy down here.
I’m gonna start a death metal band called “Flesh Flood Warning”
Flash Flood Warning including Saragosa TX until 11:45 PM CDT

ALT This graphic displays a flash flood warning plotted on a map. The warning is in effect until 11:45 PM CDT. The warning includes Saragosa TX. This warning is for East Central Jeff Davis County in southwestern Texas, West Central Pecos County in southwestern Texas and South Central Reeves County in southwestern Texas. Avoid walking or driving through flood waters! Move immediately to higher ground! There are 117 people in the warning along with 0 schools and 0 hospitals.
I’m gonna start carrying eggs in my pickup to throw at all these shitty ass semi truck drivers down here when they piss me off
Oil is about to go under $100 because the market is controlled by reptilian shapeshifters who just want to watch the world burn
Got a new coffee maker and some pecan coffee yesterday.
Made this morning worth waking up for.
This cloudy & rainy stuff is making me want a nap tho

















