ceo of gingers • OSHA certified milf • fuck you, im married • tummy ache sufferer • call me ginger

Joined November 2020
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making my boyfriend recite my taco bell order Word for word and if he messes up i punch him in the head
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well i’ll be damned
thank God there’s no recalls on pasta
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Having a girlfriend
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9/11 did my makeup
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it takes 90 days for me to calm down dont pmo
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this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid
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screaming lol (fuck off yes I took a pic of my screen lol)
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only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is that im not in a psych ward
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as we were landing the kid in front of me said “ahhh los angeles da big apple!”
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“use your words” ughh finee meow meow
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you’re in his dms, my hair is in his ass crack, we are not the same
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Pussy so good you’d go to jail for it
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It would be sick to get 290 followers before my 29th birthday next month because i love synchronicity
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when that bitch gets mentioned in a conversation and i have to start counting 5 things i can touch and 4 things i can see #ihatethatfuckingbitch
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when he asks if u can just be normal & u don't reply bc the answer is obvious
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Let’s fuckin go girls
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Album of the century JULY 10th
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if i ever do any work as a drag king i’m going by the name al pastor
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