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making my boyfriend recite my taco bell order Word for word and if he messes up i punch him in the head
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only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is that im not in a psych ward
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as we were landing the kid in front of me said “ahhh los angeles da big apple!”
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It would be sick to get 290 followers before my 29th birthday next month because i love synchronicity
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when that bitch gets mentioned in a conversation and i have to start counting 5 things i can touch and 4 things i can see #ihatethatfuckingbitch
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when he asks if u can just be normal & u don't reply bc the answer is obvious























