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syd, 33, she/her | imagine hyperfixating on anything that isn't horses, reading, writing, or teaching in the public education system. could not be me

Joined April 2019
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you’re my bro and to some extent my wife
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This is not for you. 100% Cotton throw blanket. 50” x 68”. markzdanielewski.com/shop Sometimes we want the blanket. All. To. Ourselves.
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who wants to bring me joy this holiday season and get me the house of leaves blanket
This is not for you. 100% Cotton throw blanket. 50” x 68”. markzdanielewski.com/shop Sometimes we want the blanket. All. To. Ourselves.
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y'allternative retweeted
No but seriously why would you remove the scales if u play aura
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do yall now realise why ao3 being completely censor-free is so fucking important
came across this review for a fic I just read and oh my god. Get a life. How patronising.
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minimum 50% off during black friday
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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y'allternative retweeted
white boys when their math test comes back face down
Boys in public school today are subject to more dehumanization and repression than any woman ever experienced at any time in human history.
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fuuuuuck.... they're doing a second act ironic reprise of my "i want" song. they're twisting the lyrics around to take on a new, crueler meaning. they're shifting my leitmotif into a different key. they got my ass.
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i haven't posted about it in a bit, so i thought i'd remind y'all that i have a p4tr30n and it's crazy cheap! it's currently the only way to financially contribute to my art. it's also a cool way to simply help a disabled person pay her bills. come join meee! ⬇️
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y'allternative retweeted
it’s my son’s birthday today it’s his first time smiling please be nice #aftg #JeanMoreau
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A BOY WHO SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE WITHOUT PERMISSION AND LIVE WITHOUT IT HURTING ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Replying to @norasakavic
TSC is a love story, but it's not technically about the Trojans it's about a boy who shouldn't be alive, who couldn't be his own person, learning how to breathe without permission and live without it hurting
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jean didn't think he'd live past graduation and now he's a 39 year old gay married dilf
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y'allternative retweeted
Huzz sent me this
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FFXIV Quest chains be like Lv 101 - Pick Frozen Berries Lv 101 - Dance with new allies Lv 101 - Drink Mead with Baldr Lv 102 - FACE AURGELMIR THE FINAL HERITOR OF ICE, IN THE RIME DEPTHS OF ELD Lv 102 - Find Alphinaud
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y'allternative retweeted
my brother had a dream that when count dooku died in star wars they started treating him like charlie kirk and they were saying shit like "on dook" and "lowdookuinely"
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i made my finch birb neil josten
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probably feels good as hell to be a security guard who walks back and forth down a hallway in a set pattern that leaves just enough time for someone to sneak past
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What do you mean Halloween is over? Anyways… Jerejean as Rocky and Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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*using one single cleaning product in the bathroom* what if i just created chlorine gas on accident
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- calling a cab - having a smoke/taking a drag - going to bed - stomach is sick
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