some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free. I work for money, I've been making apps and games for fun https://teapawt.org/t.co/cIWfvbC2SK
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Squad fills is crazy because in one match I had an entire squad afk watching me open chests, and in the next I had a great squad I got a win with
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I had a little chuckle at the opening paragraph of Jacob Rees-Mogg's latest piece.
Lmao they hid every single reply from before they remembered to turn off replies 😂
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
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If you have an Apple developer account or an app in the App Store, read this now and share it.
Apple rejects your app. The notice is vague, so you fix what you reasonably think is wrong and resubmit.
Apple approves it.
Months later, with nothing in review, Apple terminates your account under 3.2(f) for “a pattern of manipulative or misleading behavior.” Every app gone. No explanation of what you did.
Your crime? Trusting the approval.
Apple’s own reviewer looked at your fix, with your rejection history in front of them, and said yes. Then Apple turned that yes into evidence against you.
So who’s misleading whom?
I ran App Review for seven years and wrote the guidelines. 3.2(f) used to mean real fraud. Now it’s being used against developers who did exactly what Apple approved.
I’ve made this Substack post free for everyone. Every developer needs to see it before this happens to them.
Share it before someone you know gets that email.
phillipshoemaker.substack.co…
I got Gemini to knock me up a checklist for the next time I submit anything to the @AppStore so hopefully I can get them right first time, every time.
Anyone who wants it is welcome to have a look share.gemini.google/XrXaTQ8l…
I’m already learning from this guy.
Hey everyone, my apps don’t have IAPs but one of them does rewarded ads, download that game, watch loads of ads and I will personally review your PR or something
Free app consultations.
For the next 48 hours.
One condition:
You buy the yearly plan on reception.sh
• I'll review your app & marketing.
• A document with recommendations.
• Scaled multiple apps to > $10k/mo.
• Done this via both paid ads & organic.
• Paid was 30% margins, organic all profit.
Yeah Kemi, this is why nobody wants to vote for your party again
"The Prime Minister was not here for the 2017 Parliament, but many of us were.
"We do not want to go through that again.
"The country was paralysed.
"It was miserable, regardless of which side of the debate you were on.
"Does the Prime Minister really think the country wants to reopen the debate?"
@KemiBadenoch #PMQs
Damn that’s cold 😭
Jokes aside though my only beef with this is they have asked me to answer questions in the notes that are already covered by their forms and the guidance ref they’ve linked don’t mention or seem to apply to the things they’ve asked for
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🚨 MAJOR SECURITY ALERT
8 certificate authority private keys have been compromised.
How bad is it? An attacker holding these keys could impersonate ANY website, including banks, exchanges, or Google, and potentially intercept sensitive communications.
The good news: Chrome, Firefox and Apple have already taken action to block the compromised certificates.
The bad news: Many apps, developer tools and systems may still trust them.
What you should do TODAY:
Update your browser, OS and phone.
Update desktop apps (Slack, Discord, VS Code, etc.) as patches arrive.
Avoid untrusted Wi-Fi until your devices are updated.
Only install updates from official sources.
Ignore any email offering a "certificate fix".
This is a serious compromise of internet trust infrastructure, not just another website hack.
Full technical details:
emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…
I'm not normally brave enough to post links for these but my newest game is published on the Google Play store
play.google.com/store/apps/d…