510 forever.

510 California
Joined April 2009
MPG retweeted
Why have one kicker who disrespects women when you could have two
The #Chiefs add Justin Tucker, the 7-time Pro Bowler, to their practice squad, the first time he's signed since serving a 10-game suspension for violating the league's Personal Conduct Policy. He's insurance for Harrison Butker, who has missed 15 total kicks since the start of the 2025 season.
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Thank you flav!!!
Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
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MPG retweeted
someone dressed up as cynthia erivo’s acrylic nail last year 😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Who knew all I needed to be productive was a rainy, work from home morning with no meetings scheduled
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“I’m gonna try to be better” when talking about just not hitting women is WILD 🥴🫣
Josh Jacobs’ lengthy opening statement in his first comments of the year
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BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg of $META has said he is considering leaving California if it passes a measure that would impose a one-time 5% tax on billionaires, per Bloomberg
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I absolutely lost it
never getting over this reunion. so iconic #DWTS
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Traveling is crazy bc how have I been in 4 states over the last 24 hrs
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Saquon about to light it tf up
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Packing up my cube and trinkets for office renovations. Real east bay shit lol
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I was so excited to go on an early morning run today and then I was sabotaged by my charger (plugged into phone but not the wall) 🫠💔
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Drake London better not dare get 21 pts today
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Me after buying merch at the Hayley show, Nightmare Before Christmas SF Symphony tix and Wild Kratts live show tix
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Wait is there like a #hayleywilliamsshow Twitter exchange for merch? I got the zip up in a Large but would love a Medium instead if anyone is willing to trade 🥺 #hayleywilliams
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Bruce Young is COOKIN
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I fucking hate The Chiefs Man
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They’re playing Blood Brothers as Hayley sets up 🥹
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Partying at the tattoo shop with my sister like i don’t have a kid lol
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Trey Hendrickson out for the #Ravens this week after finger surgery but HC Jesse Minter says it’ll be a “very, very short-term” absence.
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