How tf do I get out of here?
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Scared American retweeted
Beth Behrs accidentally grabs Kat Dennings’ boob mid-interview and Conan loses his mind
Beth: “I just touched your boob.”
Conan:
“ROLL IT BACK!
I DIDN’T SEE THAT!”
Then he forces the slow-mo replay and goes:
“It’s a sick world where I control everything.”
Scared American retweeted
Según la Biblia la vida y el alma entra en un niño al dar su primer aliento. Así que no, los "niños" abortados no van ni al cielo ni al infierno porque a ojos de Dios no son personas vivas.
Scared American retweeted
Archive, of your ownellious,
When you get home, you better turn off invites for the rest of the fuckin YEAR!!!!
Scared American retweeted
I still can’t believe marvel once made an entire skit where rhodey gets mad at tony because he feels replaced and tony ends up bringing him flowers as an apology 😭
Scared American retweeted
“Women don’t care about men’s mental health.”
Men literally used to drill holes into women’s skulls and remove parts of their brains for refusing to be submissive. But sure, tell us more about compassion.
Scared American retweeted
I'm slowly coming to terms with the painful truth that perhaps no one will ever love me in the way I've always longed to be loved.
Been rinsing my mouth out for about 5 minutes now. I bit into what I can only describe as charcoal in my fucking @JimmyDean breakfast bowl. Way to ruin my morning
