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They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.
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i can never take those autism assessment quizzes because my pattern recognition is able to guess which one is the “autistic” answer and it’s no longer unbiased
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I don’t have any problem with ads on free games it’s closing the ad that’s gotten a little ridiculous. It’s not clicking the X anymore you have to click the X watch 5 more seconds click again & get taken to App Store close App Store watch 5 more seconds & click again it’s annoying.
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yo i was SHOCKED when i found out people i knew were partying and drinking and having sex in high school i had no idea. it wasn't on my radar at all i was too busy watching doctor who
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jon bernthal should have recorded a video that would play before spider-man where he says that if you talk during the movie he will kill you with a gun
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“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”











































