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tess
@xsphi
Oct 24
gm, I wrote* the fastest** typescript type checker*** in the world****
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@xsphi
Oct 23
user: fuck my wife, use ultrathink, make no mistakes fable 5.1 to it's 4th sub-agent:
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@xsphi
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tess
@xsphi
Oct 18
Replying to
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tess
@xsphi
Oct 18
Replying to
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tess
@xsphi
Oct 3
arrive in sf and the first thing I see is an artifactory ad
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tess
@xsphi
Sep 30
Sicario (2015) thoughts/review thread
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tess
@xsphi
Sep 28
hey
@shaggysurvives
, in the apartment you know how sometimes the sun is in your eyes while you sit on the couch? it turns out if you stay up sufficiently late at a very particular time of year this can happen in a whole new sort of way!
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tess
@xsphi
Sep 28
hmm maybe there's something to this
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tess
@xsphi
Sep 28
after all these years I'm gonna get to the bottom of this I swear
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