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You never had a movement, cuz you’re lame!
To my MAGA friends: Enjoy this weekend. Seriously. After Tuesday, your movement is finished. That feeling of powerlessness you remember? It’s coming back. And you’ll spend years looking back at this moment, furious that you had power—and flushed it down Trump’s golden toilet. Never to return
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Via Grok: How was GDP? Good — solid and better than expected. U.S. real GDP grew at a 3.4% annualized rate in Q3 2026 (July–September), according to the BEA’s advance estimate released October 29. That was a clear acceleration from 2.2% in Q2 and beat economist forecasts…
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Bryan Cooper retweeted
America’s investment boom is ON FIRE. Investment jumped 12.7%. Equipment investment surged 20.9%. Investment is the mother’s milk of productivity growth and higher incomes. This is the kind of growth America needs!
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You think I’m gonna quit buying stocks today and tomorrow, lol: The U.S. economy grew at an annualized rate of 3.4% in the third quarter of 2026!
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I bought all day long!
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.8 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.
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If Republicans win the midterms, I honestly don’t know if I’ll stay in the U.S. long term. I may end up leaving for good.
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It continually goes up and up, don’t let people freak you out with the day to day crap, some have an agenda!
You shouldn’t read the stock market day to day, look at the growth in years!
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You shouldn’t read the stock market day to day, look at the growth in years!
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The female version of Otis:
🍷 WINE, ANYONE?! 🍷 After listening to Amy Acton—I think she may have drank every last drop. But seriously….is this how she sounds when she’s talking to patients? She’s really a doctor? 👩🏼‍⚕️ Yikes 😬
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Time to Buy, thanks for the heads up!
BREAKING: Intel stock crashes -29% at market open.
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WTF?
Abdul El-Sayed's father is board member of charity accused of funneling cash to Saddam Hussein trib.al/EdcDCH8
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Never heard her speak before, wow she’s drunk as hell.
How drunk is this woman here? There’s some unresolved trauma going on in her if she needs to spend her entire life drunk. That’s disqualifying.
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The grift continues from The Lincoln Project.
If you want to stop Trump, you must stop his enablers.
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The rest of Trump’s term should be about finding and rooting out the massive fraud in this great country! 🇺🇸
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Dan Marino…
If you could rewrite NFL history and give one Super Bowl ring to a player who never won one, who gets it? I’ll start: Josh Allen
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Obama can’t stay out of the limelight, he’s annoying and a baby.
Marco can handle anything. Little fella just wanted some cheesecake.
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Dude can’t see his toes!
Here’s the Reuters reporter who questioned Trump’s health after he’s done 28 rallies in a row and decided not to go to Kansas because he didn’t think it was needed.
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Love it!
Marco can handle anything. Little fella just wanted some cheesecake.
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LOL: Sure:
These are serious times—and we need serious people representing us in Washington, DC and in states across the country. Georgia, I hope you’re fired up and ready to vote for @KeishaBottoms for Governor and send Jon @Ossoff back to the U.S. Senate. Jon and Keisha will fight for you, and they’ve got real plans to build a better Georgia. Reach out to your family and friends and encourage them to vote. Let’s get it done!
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