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what are we even doing anymore
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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not one artist today has come close to george michael
George the greatest artist to ever walk the earth.
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France's LFI party has unveiled Jean-Luc Mélenchon's program for the 2027 presidential election. Key proposals include: Renegotiate EU treaties. Support the creation of a Palestinian state alongside Israel. Gradually withdraw from NATO's integrated military command. Lower the retirement age from 64 to 60. Gradually introduce a 32-hour workweek. Allow three days of sick leave without a doctor's note. Introduce nine months of mandatory paid environmental service for under-25s. Make healthcare fully covered by social security. Freeze prices of essential goods. Restore the wealth tax and introduce a billionaire tax. Phase out nuclear power and reach 100% renewable electricity by 2060.
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My mistress has just gone to sit on my face and as she did, Burnham appeared at my window and said "can't park there mate"
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the left needs to demand a public jobs guarantee: - training for high demand municipal projects, e.g: social housing - collaboration with councils - focusing on renewing the public realm - £25 minimum wage - 4 day work week
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the economy is so cooked, im gonna die at spoons 😭😭
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the closest thing the UK had to a mamdani was ken livingstone
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coke is genuinely a fascist drug. legalise it, but i think less of cokeheads.
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all politicians are sexless, virgins who never got invited to anything and are taking it out on the british public
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this also applies spiritually, politicians mash out bag daily but in their core they’re ain’t fucking.
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under my regime, mumsnet will be proscribed as a terrorist organisation and treated like ISIS
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dennis skinner levels of shit-talking
never really seen him in action before, holy shit what a talent
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non zero chance that labour bans hookup apps 👨🏽‍🦯
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just discovered standing at the altar by margie cox. what a masterpiece.
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Omg they just called Texas 🟦🟦🟦
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HASAN PIKER SHOW US YOUR PENIS
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The median voter tonight
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ACID, AMNESTY AND ABORTION 🇺🇸
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