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julie. she/they. gen x. deancas and buddie truther. hollanov. venomfucker. brown ajah. fan account. xylodemon @ ao3. 18+

hotel california
Joined December 2007
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โญ๏ธ Hammer Price โญ๏ธ - #Buddie fic - 7.1K - humor - codependent weirdos - Buck does the bachelor auction - Eddie goes mildy insane ๐Ÿ”— archiveofourown.org/works/79โ€ฆ
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mcr ending their nearly 2 year long fetish opera while ao3 is down has to be the worst thing thatโ€™s ever happened. gerard has a face hugger with tentacles inseminate them on stage and youโ€™re telling me i canโ€™t read fanfics about this. gerard literally wore a LEATHER HARNESS too
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me: "mom i want SKIMS andvent calendar!!" mom: "no, we have it at home" the skims calendar at home:
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(they def should be illegal)
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it's all the same Sysco "beef" anyway
Ghost kitchens should be illegal. I look up this cheesesteak place and itโ€™s actually IHOP
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Ghost kitchens should be illegal. I look up this cheesesteak place and itโ€™s actually IHOP
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i just remembered this is canonically the hottest thing Shane's ever seen and started screaming
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if there are no nipple piercing ilya truthers i am DEAD #hollanov ๐Ÿ”ž full below (nsfw!)
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I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but if the market is wildly selling off AI stocks because of the election results then itโ€™s safe to assume the value wasnโ€™t in the product but in the administrations willingness to let Silicon Valley fellate each other on your dime.
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[just got paid] Iโ€™m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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there will genuinely never be another character like dean winchester
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I'm Coming To The Cottage (ะฟะพะดะดะตั€ะถะธั‚ะต ะฝะฐั ะฟะพะถะฐะปัƒะนัั‚ะฐ โ™ฅ)
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wildest birthday present i ever got
happy november 5th to all who suffer
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happy november 5th to all who suffer
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I would swap every single data center for like 2 Joanne Fabrics and a Toys R Us.
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can i kneel between your legs and rest my head on your thigh while i wait for your attention
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shane visibly using his strength to try to push ilya off to be polite for their first time but cum guzzler 3000 just realized he canโ€™t live without his daily dose of shane hollander semen and said not even the hands of death can pry me off right now
One of the hottest scenes to come out of this whole show
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hearing about where my fics were, are, could be
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