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writer, lifelong new yorker, fc barcelona fan ⚽️

brooklyn
Joined May 2014
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Pep’s going to get one whiff of Pulisic’s work ethic and kill himself
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microsoft HUSSEIN outlook
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the concept of “relaxing with your thoughts” is so funny to me. my thoughts are waving a loaded gun around
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sigarettes
starts with S and we all love it?
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i’m like if an uncle was a girl
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would you rather be a sea lion or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or
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Think about how unnatural & weird the modern concert experience is. You can't tell me that existed 100 years ago. Concerts are a way for desk job tax cattle to feign having a community & a soul
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i need every transplant out by 9am tomorrow
kinda had the best chai latte of my life today but it was in fuck ass Astoria . Basically out of state
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i need to be loved affleckianly
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who the hell is my dasher man
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DO NOT look at my calculator history
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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guys i think there’s something sacred in the mundane
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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What's the most attractive medicine a man can take, the CVS near me had two baddies working the counter
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US senators first meeting
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I love the United States of New York
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If texas turns blue Im shaking ass oiled up in 4k
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AI stands for Allah's intelligence now
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