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NYC
Joined February 2009
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The corporate version of BeReal:
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My Monday energy is scream-singing Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" on the treadmill in my building's basement and not realizing the maintenance men are there until they begin to clap.
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Shoutout to @onepeloton and @jess_sims for making this possible.
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I’d rather cut my own feet off than wear shorts on a plane.
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whenever i feel bad about myself i watch that video of kim cattrall scatting and i think “well at least i didnt do that”
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i need @Delta to get new hold music and i am willing to compose it for free
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I have a gut feeling Gillian Anderson is going to receive a bunch of fantasies about herself...
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The title of my upcoming memoir: Overheated & Unhinged 🤡
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There has been an outrageous amount of pleather set loose in NYC. We’re swimming in a sea of pleather.
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Off to @CES later today to take a peek into the future 🔮
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So, is it summer yet?
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Why does the world cup trophy look like there's chocolate inside?
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It's that time of year... when you can't go two hours without hearing the term 'Big Game'.
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Wore this sweater on Teams on Friday but in-person today and I think that’s acceptable?
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Just found out Santa Con is this weekend and I'm feeling especially blessed to not be in the city right now.
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I’d like to think I’m more of a ghoul than a goblin.
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Every lady with a cricut is out here peddling her goods like she's Balenciaga.
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