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they/them | 26| 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇨🇺 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈| MDNI | 𖤣𖥧.𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 | on my soap box |

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Joined November 2015
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Goosebumps Dog!
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kinda fucking up at work but i dont care
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rach@rach_is_talkingOct 20
I like that Amanda Seyfried comes in to do like boilerplate girlfriend post-dinner commentary to Nathan because he is missing that perspective
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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who wanna see mushroom pics
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feeling so maternal towards the wizard of loneliness today
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getting up at 6am to go measure the circumference of a bunch of trees
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everyone with STDS be like
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that one friend that always got a new job
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Handing these out to everyone who believes in me
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em 🍓@eternaltifaOct 14
this being a real line of his
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bk@no_im_bkOct 12
I had a dream gas prices got so high that I had to use one of these to get to work
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brianna@bunnyon1ineOct 13
me and spongebob would laugh so much together
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T🪄@itsmetihboiOct 13
Me seeing all the consequences of procrastinating on studying arrive.
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trip@Sunflower202009Oct 13
How it feels to wear anything other than baggy clothes
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Baka@zombakasOct 13
I wake up I fuck up and I move on that's my life
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lillian💿@lhummusOct 11
everybody is getting into running like what are you running from
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ive literally interacted with some of the worst people ever in the last like day and a half. like imagine sitting down to yap with a group and half of them are talking about what plastic surgeries they wanna get and the rest are discussing the GLP-1s they’re on
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you look to your left— allen is talking about how he looks up celebrity skincare routines on chatgpt. you look to your right, jerry is discussing how much he can raise his tenant’s rent to go to hawaii on vacation
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like are you people even fucking real or just bots
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