MF Jones

I dated a guy whose mom obviously wanted to have sex with him. She took every chance she got to, to attack my looks and all. She would say things like “I know my son has the best dick you ever had but serving him hot meals every day isn’t going to keep him” . . . .

My sister went through her baby daddy phone a few weeks ago and found out he was cheating on her. She ain’t say nothing to him about it and he don’t know she went through his phone. Y’all why she dressed up as the text message for Halloween and waiting on him to come home LMAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I be begging y’all to stop making me side with men… and then here you go😭

i don’t believe that . im sorry . I’ve never heard of the natural route for cancer actually killing people .

One of my mutuals can get put through a mattress, respectfully with her consent of course.

Hey guys… Long story short I accidentally did crack cocaine that I thought was weed at a Halloween party in New York last night… Judge orders I have to appear in court so I won’t be home for a few days… Hopefully see you soon

I miss my pink hair Also THIS is who runs this account, now you see why shit is chaotic over here I’m goofy AF 🤣

Meet your Twitter mutuals. It's an opportunity to make friends, and for me it's been worth it every time

Ohhhhhh I’m supposed to be moved cause you keep telling me you wanna have sex with me. Of course you do baby, look at me. Plus I’ll laugh you right out ya draws if I feel so inclined to do so. But I don’t so MOVE IT ALONG

New update: this fairly odd built chick that’s been chasing me said she gonna hold me down but I know what it’s gonna cost me. Yall pray for me please 🙏🏽