Joined February 2026
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Does the last photo mean it was a good party? @yourboyphen
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My green lantern ring came in. No I didn’t watch the show and I don’t care too lmao
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When you nut after blue balls
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Give Mavis some love, she lost her bestie and now is given the cone of shame 😂😭
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I’ve been too comfortable lately so fuck it, five hour timeline
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Loss of aura -♾️
SNL's Kenan Thompson says Shane Gillis needs to be sat down & reprimanded for his joke on SNL about women dressing like whores at the gym. Thompson said SNL viewers should go back and rewatch the episode and celebrate how great the female guests were. What a pathetic response.
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We lost Roscoe today 💔 Mavis already misses you 😔✊🏼I can still smell your stanky farts 💨
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Fine. I’ll play the game just to meet this character in the DLC
One of the best speeches ever in video games
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Sometimes I don’t let myself go shit until an effect is done
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Costco really the last stronghold of the American dream (less than a dollar drank, and 1.50 for a glizzy and drank? Wtf goin on)
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spooky spooky
Hey, Alexa! Play “Guess who’s back.” By Eminem 👻🎥📺🔦
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Very few times have i felt like it was a waste to be at the gym. But never once felt like I wasted my time when I forced myself to go when I didn’t want to. The mental win is worth it alone
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Lil grocery run. @dose the bounce back king 👑
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How many times do I have to go to my new woman doc before I can bring up a possible lump in my 🥜? 🤔
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A moment in time. 📸
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First #Guntuber edit be nice.
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Damn it
Update on Clancy the kitten @yourboyphen saved: The entire house has ringworm
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