Father. “Athlete”. Passionate bacon ninja. Amateur entrepreneur. All tweets are my own.

Joined May 2013
🚨🚨HILARIOUS🚨🚨 A fan bought a Cameo from #NFL legend Antonio Brown to help reveal a secret he’d been hiding for two years. The fan admitted he’d been pretending to be a 25-year-old woman named “Caroline” while talking to another man online. 😭😭😭
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Got a spare hour and a half? No? Here's all the goals from this year anyway🙂
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Everybody in the entire hockey world is a Carolina Hurricanes fan.
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4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan: 1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese 2. Be a Temu parachute tester 3 Stick my D&@k In a blender 4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella Yall are some Losers
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This video perfectly explains why Kobe was beloved by NBA fans for his bag And why people can’t stand SGA One hunted baskets The other hunts fouls Weak
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Pump fakes used to be used for space creation man. This Kobe vs SGA comp perfectly sums it up!
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Kadri 1 game suspension incoming
Rasmus Andersson catches his former Flames teammate with no puck in sight and Kadri was not happy about it 🤬
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There’s two types of gun owners. One flexes all his expensive gear. The other just showed up with Betsy. Now the gear guy’s walking home. 😂
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Still true
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THREAD: It’s really important for @CityofDenver emergency officials to get in front of a camera this week and explain what the heck is going on with the city’s alert system because for about 9 months it’s been a mess. Let’s list the problems: 1. This weekend’s citywide all clear
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This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen
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Johnny Bricks came in to @DU_Hockey’s lineup when they were 13-11 and they ended the season 29-11. Definition of a game changer.
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🚨TRENDING: A Reddit users just found a way to end tanking in the NBA: - All arena beers start the season at $10 league-wide - For ever win, teams can sell beer for + $0.35 - For ever loss, teams must DROP beer price -$0.20 If this were in place, Wizards would have to pay fans 10 cents every time they ordered a beer.
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Yuri retweeted
😂 Nobody warned us. Nobody prepared us. And broccoli did NOT come to play. Giant veggie costumes just staged a full protest OUTSIDE a vegan restaurant and the signs are sending me: “EAT MORE COWS” “DO ONIONS’ FEELINGS COUNT?” “THEY DON’T CARROT ALL” The dedication. The costumes. The audacity. 👍👍👍 Onions cry too, bro 🧅🥩🔥 #TheyDontCarrotAll #TeamCarnivore
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One of the most remembered and talked-about moments in alpine skiing history happened in 2005 in Bormio, Italy, and involved American skier Bode Miller. The venue was already famous for hosting extremely technical and dangerous races, especially on the legendary Stelvio course—widely regarded as one of the toughest on the World Cup circuit. Even so, what unfolded there exceeded all expectations. During the 2005 Alpine Skiing World Championships, Miller arrived after a dominant season and was among the top favorites. He won gold in both the downhill and super-G, events that demand not only extreme speed but total control and fearlessness. But it was in the combined event that an unforgettable moment was born. At the very start of the downhill run, Miller lost one of his skis—usually an instant disqualification. Instead of stopping, he made an extraordinary choice: he continued down the mountain on a single ski, holding his balance at high speed through one of the steepest and most technical sections of the Stelvio. For nearly two minutes, Miller defied the sport’s logic, relying on sheer technique, strength, and instinct to stay upright, reaching speeds that still impress experts. His run ended with a fall just meters from the finish line, brought on by sheer exhaustion. Officially, he did not complete the race and did not win a medal in that moment. Still, the image of Miller racing down alone, battling gravity and the limits of the human body, became a lasting symbol of alpine skiing’s competitive spirit.
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In honor of the Winter Olympics kicking off. Let’s throw it back MacKinnon beating an Olympic speed skating medalist in a race 🔥 #GoAvsGo #TeamCanada
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'Tis the season of giving ... so we've got some 🎁's to give away! RT for your chance to win a stadium exclusive mini-cooler cup. And stay tuned for more opportunities to win! 👀
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if this doesn’t work nothing will
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