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I accidentally fell down dancing to destinys child last night and ppl thought I was breakdancing so they formed a circle around me&cheered
why are you posting happy birthday to your gf “I hope you have a great day” are you not like in charge of that
anyone else’s mom look at you sideways and reference this book that she apparently “read multiple times”
you’ll meet the most standard broiest dude from the tri state area and he’s exactly like every normie dude from any other part of the country except he has a passionate ranking of mid 20th century musicals
cameron winter, the famous industry plant whose solo album did not get any reviews or acknowledgement from major publications until 6+ weeks after it initially came out. classic industry plant treatment
2026 trend prediction is fancy restaurants - not quite michelin but similar - doing “food challenges” like finish 10 pounds of hamachi crudo in 1 hour
today is a beautiful day to right your wrongs (not watching the french open men’s final between sinner and alcaraz) and do the right thing for yourself (watching the wimbledon men’s final between sinner and alcaraz)
in a spiral of utter complete despair seeing countless people in my immediate community in mourning or begging god to locate their loved ones. please please please PLEASE if you can consider donating here: cftexashillcountry.fcsuite.c…
they should invent a liberal that doesn’t prey on the downfall of republican communities just to have the opportunity to point at a life altering devastating disaster and say SEE???? TOLD YOU!!!!
mark mcgrath retweeted
Funniest thing about my wedding was how everyone wearing a cowboy hat, boots, bolo tie etc was from New York and all the Texans just looked normal
