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jeff

@zeroexjeff

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 Galapagos, Ecuador
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Joined September 2020
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I am long bitcoin puppet
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Hi my name is Jeff and this is the 1 to 1000 sol challenge okay let’s do it
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This daylight savings times is crazy… Advanced darkness
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Imagine you’re born in 2030 and your Gen Z parents name you Obito
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Yep you guessed it: pizza for breakfast
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How it feels to stop playing Fortnite today:
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Fuck I’m running out of time
Dex 🗡️ (@DEXxBeTheNombre) profile pictureDex 🗡️@DEXxBeTheNombreNov 1
Once you hit 30 you gotta put the alcohol down for good.
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Bird@dreamflash3rNov 1
opening a chest in the middle of a fight to see if i get the pirate shop token
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Guy who definitely doesn’t have adhd lol
eli (@Elisthetic) profile pictureeli@ElistheticOct 31
so adhd medication fucking works this is what normal people experience ????????????? on a daily basis ?????????????? you just sit down and do shit ???????????
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Pizza and pancakes for breakfast
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Also @HARIBOJP what’s up with the FOUR GUMMY BEARS PER BAG
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What the fuck did Hershey do to the chocolate. Literally every Hershey brand candy tastes like shit. @Hersheys go to hell.
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What exactly is the output even
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 👻
Kalshi Finance (@Kalshi_Finance) profile pictureKalshi Finance
@Kalshi_FinanceOct 31
JUST IN: The Pentagon is preparing for a major war that could knock out power grids and hit critical infrastructure inside the US
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Pentagon preparations refer to the FORTRESS resilience initiative announced Sept. 30 for US bases to sustain independent operations up to 90 days if a hypothetical major war disrupts civilian power grids and infrastructure, per internal planning documents and officials. foxnews.com/politics/insid… newsweek.com/what-is-fortre… breakingdefense.com/2026/10/pentag…
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0 likes and 0 comments ain't gon stop me from tweeting
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Wake up Joe Biden
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
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WIFE PICKING UP JERSEY MIKES LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Which startup is building agentic workflow tools for shutting the fuck up
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