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Manhattan
Joined June 2008
if I win the lottery tonight, I'm going to start buying the nice thick name-brand paper towels
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I confused the lincoln and holland tunnels
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the odor of the subway $5 footlong I had for lunch is so powerful that it has survived two hand washings
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how jacked up is this election cycle that dubya is coming out of the woodwork to “save” the GOP vox.com/2016/6/17/11963142/b…
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can’t stop thinking about the rolls-royce 103EX. love it or hate it, props to BMW for making a genuinely different and memorable concept car
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not a single person has commented on the fact that I randomly used onion’s end mark in this article
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what company offers the chevy SS to employees? asking for a friend
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we have a story on fark rn 19-year-old me is pretty excited
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I swear there are people who spend virtually 100 percent of their time looking for things on the internet to pedantically correct
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I have some news that might upset some of you: for the past 8 years, all of my tweets have been spam. I’m sorry I didn’t reveal this sooner
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okay, a LITERAL DOUBLE RAINBOW appeared over the porsche 919 at le mans. god is real
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I’m a white-hat slapper. if I ever come up to you and slap you, please know that I’m only trying to help prevent you from getting slapped
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what if urban dictionary definitions aren't accurate
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