@0hhhttavia

@UofT ‘26! apologies for the many tswift & sports tweets.

 Toronto, Ontario
ottaviapaluch.com
Joined August 2018
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My boss just pointed at me and said “those emails were very well done”
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Zach Lowy@ZachLowy5h
Why is El Tráfico the best derby in MLS? Because of endings like this:
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Not sure if I am gonna watch cowboys eagles or election coverage tonight
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I am so introverted but last week I was chatting up this barista at a cafe and she was so sweet it made my week
spike's pet@ricksredmachete22h
A woman just passed her item and money to her daughter who looks easily 13 at least and tells her to go pay. The kid looks at her mom and says "I have to pay for it?" And the mom said "it's my money, I think you can handle it" the daughter comes up. She does not greet me back.
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Cam
@42Cyc17h
Kevin Harlan is so insanely good at his job
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CHAOS IN THE FINAL MINUTE!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!
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So much juicy tea in my hometown policorner.ca/p/a-mississaug…

A Mississauga marathon

The mayor, her predecessor and the by-election runner-up have clawed through a bare-knuckle campaign to a near-tie. Here’s how they got here.

policorner.ca
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Genuinely one of the best throws a QB has made all year
Mina Kimes
@minakimes16h
….man what
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Nothing like #ElTrafico. Absolutely must see if you have Apple TV and are free tonight
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JJ McCarthy looks legitimately good. There’s just no other takeaway you can have after 2 hours.
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📺| USA Today releases an exclusive documentary celebrating 20 years of Taylor Swift’s self-titled debut album. The documentary revisits the beginnings of her career through interviews with those who knew and worked with her early on.
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this is simply one of those “you had to be there” songs like i do Get why people dislike this song but being there during this was fucking insane and ill love it forever
denym. 𓆌@denymkholOct 25
She ate tf out of this second verse. Idc what y’all say! 😭
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Uhmmm, guys... This is an INSANE throw by JJ McCarthy, wtf
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Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."
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Obama: "You got the defense secretary who is like a laser focused on important matters like the jawline and testosterone levels of our troops, and livestreaming executions because that's how he thinks you cultivate that manly warrior spirit. How much time do you think this man spends in front of the mirror every day?"
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory" Obama just spoke to an ELECTRIC audience in Ohio, skewering Trump and Pete Hegseth and making the case that while we may be stuck with the same president for two more years, we are not stuck with a spineless do-nothing Congress Here are the highlights:
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“What is striking about this moment is just how unserious the people in charge are” — Obama
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Seahawks-Chiefs and El Trafico is an absolutely elite Sunday night double box I can’t wait
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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They sent the black parade into the actual afterlife?!?!? #MCRLA #MCRLA3
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