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I purposefully sought out a very divey dive bar this afternoon. Still. I didn't expect this.
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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution.
Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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tim hortons donuts kinda look like a butthole and im a #RimBeast #ButtEater




























