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I TOOK A WALK IN THE WOODS AND CAME OUT TALLER THAN THE TREES …

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Joined August 2014
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I purposefully sought out a very divey dive bar this afternoon. Still. I didn't expect this.
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i got groomed on uber eats messages
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Who else just waiting
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it’s november and i love you
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My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension
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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade
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This halloween I'm going to be The Pervert
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The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution. Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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The elephant never forgets
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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My friend is deadass following at&t on instagram
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yall omg i’m scared
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tim hortons donuts kinda look like a butthole and im a #RimBeast #ButtEater
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fuck out my steam comments pussy
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Hi are u thinking of me
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Take your pants off but keep your shirt on we’re fucking Winnie the Pooh style tonight
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sure, it’s Wifi1234
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