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Reporter: "Senator Hyde-Smith all but declared victory last night. I want to get your response."
Colom: "Bless her heart."
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Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
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I am so happy that Bernie Sanders is with us today to be able to see the fruits of his labor. He cultivated a whole generation of young leaders through the movement he spawned who are now winning seats everywhere. And he gets to live to witness it. Thank you, Bernie.
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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im four beers deep and i need everyone to understand that wikipedia is the last good thing. millions of strangers agreed to write down everything for free and then argue about citations forever. no ads. no paywall. this should not exist and it does and i'm crying about it
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Being midsized is harder than being fat and skinny I understand biracial people in a way
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“If you were a slave and I were your master, and the only way for you to be free was to strike a blow to kill me, what would you do?”
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I wouldn’t fire my wedding dj if I saw her smoking drugs on the street corner the week before























