cisgender she/they i'm like 24 @epsteinunaliver priv pfp by @OrryOtter

philadelphia, pennsylvania
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if yr actual takeaway from the film is "wow liz holmes is a total narcissist p-zombie," i think i should be allowed to chase you around with an oversized mallet
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“there is clearly no humanity in this person worth interrogating because i say so” is a horribly narcissistic, smug thing to think about anyone. all people are people whether you like it or not
Late to the show
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<- she is in her pajamas, suffering from the recurring earaches she gets, etc.
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used a prev selfie i didn't like as much. then accidentally posted this one on priv!! silly 294
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“Thought for 9m 2s”
I texted my agent asking what to do about the Hasan Piker situation and it hasn't been helpful. This might be a snarker situation.
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(looking at a straight couple) okay so which one of you is the little girl and which one is the dog?
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just saw this
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that one israeli eurovision song is in my head. you all need to stop posting it. i'm sorry
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ive been in a funk so this is my public announcement for another 1 day film im doing this upcoming halloween. much like gharfield im going to make a film in one night with 0 prior thought aside from "man itd be fun to do an XYZ pastiche". please look forward to it
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twitter suspended my 'friend' so if you were mutuals or want to follow me instead I'm here :)
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Replying to @Crime_Penguin
2016 was a terrible year for logos all around
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i’ll fess up. i use the verbs “conscript”, “shanghai”, and “pressgang” interchangeably whenever i’m being fanciful with it
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be self-deprecating (eg. James Corden)
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i'm just glad they're calling jackass weird fetish content. it's True, and that is what makes it Good Actually
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nothing that happens on here is even real lol
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Destroy Google Headquarters
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