Straight Right Wing GenX guy - Gym 💪 - Bourbon 🥃 - Meat 🥩 - ENM 🍍😏 - 1A & 2A (Thanks Elon!) - Capitalism - America 🇺🇸 - Shitty gambler - Memento Mori ☠️

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Joined November 2018
🚨 Alert - This account is about to change from GenX guy stuff, tie pics, cargo shorts, sports, music to RIGHT-WING GenX guy stuff, tie pics, cargo shorts, sports, music….please unfollow as you deem necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🇺🇸
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Third time lucky. 😂
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This actually sounds pretty good
Debuting today at the @Lions game: S’ghetti Sandwich from @Eminem. Two slices of garlic toast with mozzarella cheese, spaghetti and marinara on top. (via @LevyRestaurants)
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Sunday. Nailing a green or two…. 😉
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Halloween III may have been one of the biggest crimes committed in the 80’s….
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Rooftop Koreans. But the whole country.
Koreans grilling pork outside of a mosque construction site to protest Islam. Patriots.
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Son: Dad, is that soul, pop, or rock? Dad: Son, that's the beauty of it. Back then, nobody cared what you called it. When a voice sounded like THAT, you just turned it up.
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I feel good today, Silent Bob!
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Some nurse/phlebotomist porn…😉🤣
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Hmmm…. 🤔 🧐
A comprehensive and very scientific list of the slutty / hot things men wear that women like: - Backwards baseball hats - Henleys - Flannels - Rings - Grey sweats - White tanks - A slightly oversized, unbuttoned Oxford shirt SLEEVES ROLLED - A suit - A suit but now the jacket is off and the tie is a little loose - A knit quarter zip that you threw haphazardly on to run out the door (zip undone, nothing underneath) - A great pair of straight-leg jeans that makes your ass look good (not too tight) - Beat up leather jacket - Watch with a leather strap - Chain peeking out from under a shirt - Simple black tee - A vintage crewneck sweatshirt - A flannel shirt worn open over a white tank
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Saturday. Morning sex ✅ Earned some pancakes 🥞 😉
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Happy Releaseday! "But Not Tonight“ US Release 22/10/1986 #DepecheMode #release #moderngirls
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Hahaahahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahhahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahhaahahah!!!!!!!!
Who knew seven-year-old me singing Hootie & the Blowfish’s lyric ‘the dolphins make me cry’ was actually foreshadowing the next 32 years of my life?
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This is f*cking hilarious, and the ending is a masterpiece. The cops counted 5 suspects. You'll spot the 6th in the last few seconds.
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It’s been a week….persevered and got through it….here’s to it being over…. Cheers y’all 🥃
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This is great 🤣🤣
Best slashers 😁👍
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It’s me.
Malik Muhammad has been a MATCHUP NIGHTMARE in man coverage this season. 57 coverage snaps (1st among rookies), 11 targets, 4 receptions allowed (61 yards), 5 PD’s, and 1 INT. And he’s done it against AJ Brown, Drake London, Garrett Wilson, and T-MAC 😳🥷
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Friday. Heck of a game last night…. 🐻 Guess I’ll need to take that “Free Mustache Rides” Tshirt out of my Amazon cart….
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Gen X is the last stand between America and communism.
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