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Ana Flaxes

@2askylark

Loves Science. And coffee.

 Jersey City, New Jersey
Joined January 2014
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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found a negroni sbagliato with prosecco shoved inside a Twix. No words.
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Conservatives Recast in Classic Video Games newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
Conservatives Recast in Classic Video Games

Conservatives Recast in Classic Video Games

Introducing Mike and Karen Pence in Maternal Kombat—and more right-of-center figures in starring roles.

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When you find out everyone is making the Yuletide gay:
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Yall see any Black Friday deals on therapy?
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Everyone is doing the 10 year challenge! Here’s one: 2009 minimum wage: $7.25 2019 minimum wage: $7.25 – at Tutu, Virgin Islands
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The weirdest part of getting older is that all the grownups are your age.
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Fun fact: when companies ask you to donate money to some charity, they are subsidizing their own tax breaks with your money. Corporations get tax deductions if they donate enough to charity, so why bother donating their own money when they can just donate yours instead?
RebeccaWatson@bsky.social why not (@rebeccawatson) profile picture[email protected] why not@rebeccawatson3 Nov 2019
I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You’re a $10 billion corporation. I’m using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatos. Why don’t YOU donate $20 to end child hunger
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FOUND: A lost unicorn at Heathrow Airport Terminal 2. Lost & Found was closed so they’re currently safe & sound in a temporary London home. Seems very well loved so would love to reunite with owner if possible. RTs appreciated! Can we make some magic happen?
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Yea, noise? then I’ll be brief. O happy dagger! [Snatching ROMEO’S dagger. This is thy sheath; [Stabs herself.] there rest, and let me die. [Falls on ROMEO’S body and dies.
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Replying to @Thrones_Facts @GameOfThrones
😂 stark prequel was cancelled !! 🐉
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Does Jersey City have some f**ker who rides a unicycle?
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Jax.@HerDreadsRock25 Oct 2019
And whoever added the background music is going to hell
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Okay, I’ve been posting way too much negativity today. Time to balance things out: Here’s Finn going “WOO” in all three movies. Just because. 😊
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Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
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BV: It's hard to cure humans, but we can cure mice. My lab has cured so many mice. If you are a mouse I advise you to come to my lab. I can give you hope, especially if I've injected you with a tumor a couple of weeks before. #ASHG19
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You scratch my capybara and I'll scratch yours.
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Heading into Tuesday like...
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Sue Funke@thesuefunke7 Oct 2019
Want a chance to work in #SocialMedia at @aetv? We have an entry level freelance position open. It’s located in NYC and there are more details here: aenetworks.wd1.myworkdayjobs…
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Officer security is our number one priority so, along with mace and batons, each officer is assigned a personal security detail.
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there are four seasons: iced coffee? iced coffee without judgement iced coffee with napkin around it iced coffee cup frozen to hand
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