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guy at the pumpkin patch lowkey informed me that when the patch runs out of pumpkins they just go to walmart and get more. i got my other pumpkins at walmart. so im standing in a field getting the same exact pumpkins i have at home. and they all came from walmart.
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Moved 800 miles, finally got into the new house today and immediately broke the TV with my head while trying to move the power cable
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BG Kumbi 💜@basedgodkumbiOct 24
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Every day is someone’s birthday
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Who going fir napoleon death mask for halloween who going as agamemnon's death mask
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I don't know where my neighbor keeps getting all this but I'll keep drinking it #Blessed
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White jewish wife packed a sandwich, donut, fruit gushers, Mountain Dew, fig bars, and cheez-its for my lunch today
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Every time I get in my car I have to relearn that the excessive rumbling and shaking and growling is normal
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It's happening again! Dunkin' is dropping another MILLION FREE COFFEES tomorrow (10/21) if you're quick enough!
The code should drop around noon EST tomorrow and you need to hop on the Dunkin' app and be one of the first 1,000,000 to enter the code to score a free hot or iced coffee.
If you are quick enough it should be good for about 3 days to claim.
Make sure you're following and I'll post an update as soon as it drops in a separate post here!
Are you trying for a free Dunkin' coffee?
#dunkin #dunkindonuts #coffee #freecoffee #cheapeats






























