West Yorkshire. If all else fails, bacon sandwiches!!
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Lucky me, just changed my tariff on @OctopusEnergy and I’ll be paying over £70 more per month in winter for heating. The @UKLabour are doing a fucking marvellous job. What a shit country this has become.
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I can already see that the BBC are going to riddle their live World Cup games with constant begging about the TV license. Rip up the archaic model and stand on your own two feet.
Just switched on BGT for the first time, then immediately realised the reason why I don’t watch it. Apparently, he’s a comedian 💤💤💤🤯 #bgt
I hope @MartinSLewis charges Reach PLC £1000 every time they use his name; the clickbait machine they operate are completely obsessed with the bloke. If he doesn’t charge, maybe he should and we can go halves😎
If you’re searching for a pubic hair to be offside , then it’s not clear and obvious, stick with the on-field decision. VAR is garbage! They keep saying it’s never going to re-referee the game, but that’s all it does! #TOTCRY
Why do the supermarkets keep coming across as our best mates when they are actually pulling our pants down? Sainsbury’s charging an extra pound for this cat food is one example of this rip off culture they enjoy.
What is going on with @VodafoneUK customer services? Live Chat is that slow I’ve been able to post most of the lyrics to Gala’s Freed From Desire into the chat box over a 15 minute period (to keep it active) even before an agent acknowledgesI am waiting for support 🤯🤯🤯🤯
@VodafoneUK please help me upgrade my Broadband account, your offer is great and I want to get this, but it won't let me proceed and a chap on the phone said the best he could do was £27/month 🤯
Thanks for @userfriendlypc for making me nearly spit out my brew on the @pcpro podcast 😂
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Wayne Mardle and John Part like two school boys on commentary, it’s fantastic 🤣 @SkySportsDarts #WorldDartsChampionship
Dan Dawson is just the modern day GOAT at darts commentary, so knowledgeable and easy to listen to! @SkySportsDarts #WorldDartsChampionship