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Austin, Texas
Joined February 2013
Derek Michael retweeted
Oh shit did James Talarico also beat you at swimming
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Derek Michael retweeted
This is exactly how real American Patriots feel right now! Heroes for democracy! #VoteBlue2026
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Derek Michael retweeted
I went to college with Britt. I had no idea she worked for Trump’s state department, but the math checks out. 😬
😳 Exclusive: Trump staffer Britt McHenry throws drink at fan at NBA game.
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Derek Michael retweeted
There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
There is something deeply wrong with Talarico
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Replying to @tedcruz
What Ted would say if he wasn't a total pussy. "If you want to let Trump and his inner circle continue to get away with corruption, graft, and lawbreaking, vote Republican."
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Replying to @tedcruz
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Austin, TX is currently hitting presidential level turnout for a midterm election. Good. Run up the score. Pummel these Republicans for what they’ve done to the economy. TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!
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Replying to @BulwarkClips
.@jamestalarico is such a great communicator. Clear, direct, and compelling language that gets to the heart of the matter. He'll be a terrific representative of Texans in the US Senate. Even Aggies. 😁🤘
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Derek Michael retweeted
Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas."
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Hey Greg Abbott, I voted for Gina!
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Derek Michael retweeted
FLINT LOSES IT ON DEBATE STAGE 😳 FORSTAG: We deserve so much better than this from our next Congressperson. We deserve real leadership and solutions.
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Replying to @tedcruz
Well, he's more Texas than You, a guy who can't defend his own wife.
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Derek Michael retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Derek Michael retweeted
I'm from Texas. Can confirm. Bitch can fuck all the way off.
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Replying to @KaceyMusgraves
That hit so hard her husband’s boob popped
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Replying to @DaysPaxton
Paxton should bring his mistress to his campaign events. Great photo op. And then Angela can do another commercial condoning it. Make adultery great again!
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Replying to @SaraGonzalesTX
Yea, nit really proof of anything. I bet you will be saying Talarico was seen at an Atlanta Hawks game next…
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Derek Michael retweeted
Talarico gets the flu, and MAGA immediately goes full conspiracy theory. Meanwhile, Trump is covered in bruises, wearing a leg brace, falling asleep in meetings, and clearly in cognitive decline, and they haven't said a word. Bunch of weirdos.
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Derek Michael retweeted
You're not an alpha male. Anyone who feels the need to call himself an alpha male is by definition not an alpha male. You're a small little boy, Nick.
I am a 42 year old alpha male who will be voting Republican up and down the ballot in Tampa, Florida.
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