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 Newcastle Upon Tyne
Joined March 2009
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These lines aren’t wrinkles, dear heart, they’re just dollops of paint on a new work of art
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Newcastle United
@NUFCSep 28
Incredibly sad news. We were honoured to welcome Benjamin and his family to St. James’ Park in 2014 and we offer our deepest sympathies to them and all those who loved him. Forever a Geordie 🖤🤍
Benjamin Satterley at St. James' Park in 2014, holding a shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

ALT Benjamin Satterley at St. James' Park in 2014, holding a shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

Benjamin Satterley inside the dressing room at St. James' Park in 2014, sitting in front of an NUFC shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

ALT Benjamin Satterley inside the dressing room at St. James' Park in 2014, sitting in front of an NUFC shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

All Elite Wrestling
@AEWSep 28
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
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BASTARD@BASTARDPAC23 Mar 2012
Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.
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Adam Clery@AdamClerySep 8
Not sure about Corbyn in goal at his age, but fascinated to see what John McDonnell offers as a lone centre-forward here.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKSep 8
🚨 BREAKING: The list of British MPs that Israel has just banned from visiting the country 1. Jeremy Corbyn 2. Zarah Sultana 3. Naz Shah 4. Diane Abbott 5. Hannah Spencer 6. Carla Denyer 7. Sian Berry 8. Ellie Chowns 9. John McDonnell 10. Richard Burgon 11. Adrian Ramsay
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Cook@NUFCcookJul 31
I loved so so much of the Eddie Howe’s sexy mags era

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Eddie Howe on Newcastle's playing style

Watch Football Focus, every Saturday at 12:00 BST on BBC One and BBC iPlayer

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Cook@NUFCcookJul 31
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Newcastle United
@NUFCJul 31
For those magical Champions League nights. For the unforgettable Carabao Cup win. For making us believe again. For everything. Thank you. 🖤🤍
A graphic which says 'Thank you Eddie' and features Eddie Howe lifting the Carabao Cup

ALT A graphic which says 'Thank you Eddie' and features Eddie Howe lifting the Carabao Cup

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Newcastle United
@NUFCJul 31
Memories to last a lifetime. 🖤🤍
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Cook@NUFCcookJul 30
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DON BROCO
@DONBROCOMay 16
UNITE AGAINST THE FAR RIGHT
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Stan's Account@tristandrossMay 5
zack polanski said what?? about boobs??? i guess i have no choice but to vote for the eternal misery, war and paedophiles candidates then
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Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtarApr 30
Agreeing with Jacob Rees-Mogg wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.
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Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃@simpsons_DGApr 28
Original Glavins meme...
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🧟‍♀️@crewsloverMar 31
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorMar 31
Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We’re fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.
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Alfie@AlfiePottsHMar 31
It’s perfectly reasonable for a woman (or anyone else) to be unhappy about their club hiring someone who went above and beyond to launder the reputation of a man credibly accused of domestic & sexual abuse, and if you think that’s ‘woke’ your brain has been rotted by the internet
BBC Sport
@BBCSportMar 31
The co-founder of Women of the Lane says her group opposes the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi as Tottenham manager and she will stop attending matches over the issue.
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Leslie M@nufc4life234Mar 22
The project died when they sacked Stavely #nufc
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Kendall Rowan@kendallrowanxMar 22
Never saw the Howe era ending like this a year ago but there’s nothing left to defend
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Star Wars Holocron
@sw_holocronMar 1
MLS team Minnesota United unveil an ANDOR display at their home-opener. Rebellions are built on hope.
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Tin_Of_Pek🇬🇧🇫🇰@PekkTinNUFCFeb 27
EDDIE HOWES WOKE ARMY
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Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtarFeb 18
Kate Scott has absolutely nailed it. Every word is spot on.
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