Bluebirds

Cardiff, Wales
Joined May 2015
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Even £30k a year isn't enough to survive as a single person in the UK anymore. After tax, National Insurance and pension, that's around £2,047 a month. Then you've got £900 rent, £140 council tax, £150 utilities, £300 food, £50 phone, £30 WiFi and £350 for car insurance, tax and fuel. That's £1,920 a month just to cover the basics, leaving you with £127 for everything else. No clothes. No nights out. No holidays. No emergencies. No savings. And people still wonder why single people can't get ahead.
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🤝 We are delighted to announce Pepe's Piri Piri York as a new club sponsor for the 2026/27 season. #YCFC🔴🔵

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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?! 😱 A moment of MAGIC from Rubin Colwill 🔥
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dan@DanAV___Aug 16
this and an 8pm kickoff in the champions league >>
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Flashback
NOOOOOOO LO QUE ACABAMOS DE SACAR, ESTO QUE LOCURA ES!!
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Bring back your active stadium being your menu background... 🏟
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This is what I fucking mean. You’d go training on a Saturday morning, come home, slap on Soccer AM then watch the early kick off, then SSN, then the late game, bang some fifa in between and the rest of the evening. Then Sunday; wake up MOTD, Sunday League, then Super Sunday… 🥲
I feel sorry for people who didn’t grow up in this era… This was football in its prime 😢🤩
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I apologise, it was for testing only I swear. But FIFA 15 is coming along nicely, just a few things to hammer out. #FIFA15 #FUT15 #EASPORTSFIFA
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Wherever it starts, never stop dreaming 💪🙂 @nikefootball
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Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
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Let's get ready to Jungle! 🌴 @antanddec are back tonight at 9pm on @ITV and @WeAreSTV 🎉 #ImACeleb
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Squirrels masturbate to avoid catching STIs.
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“You’re such a cunt” Me:
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Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy.
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Going through a shit time honestly does show you who your real friends are..🙃🙃
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When you unwrap your third Lynx Africa shower gel and bodyspray set on Christmas Day
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Have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different.
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Emiliano Sala would have celebrated his 29th birthday today. RIP 🌹
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After Portugal’s U17 women’s team reached the elite round of Euro 2020 qualification, @Cristiano sent every player a new pair of boots and this letter 📝
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Day on the sofa in front of the telly watching all the sports unfold, yes please