The Chels

Joined May 2022
Not to be that guy, but you’re American, so you never got to watch these guys on Match of The Day, Gillette Soccer Saturday etc. This is a British experience, so you won’t get it
You don’t miss 2000s Barclays. You miss being a kid and watching sports without responsibilities. You miss coming home from school and playing FIFA with your friends. You miss watching sports free of Twitter agendas.
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Another banger unfortunately
BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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‘He’s a different player in a Villa shirt’ he’s literally the same fucking player he was at Chelsea but everyone hates us
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Dude who gets fat on pasta, entire roast chickens, and bottles of wine vs Dude who gets fat on soda, chips, and snack cakes
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You’re such a fucking dipshit
A white girl acting like she has vitiligo whereas she's suntanning
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Fucking Hoose Bread
Don’t blame him tbh 😂😂😂 🍞
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Greys Anatomy is next level brainrot slop but fuck me is it entertaining to watch
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If 60 seconds of running at the start is too intensive for you then maybe the problem isn’t Couch to 5k…
Couch to 5k programs really piss me off as a fat person that jogs because why in the fuck do they have someone running for 60 seconds on the first week of training?!?! 60 seconds of jogging is INTENSIVE for a pure beginner!!
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Goal for Como, scored by Ramon.
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As an atheist, I couldn’t give two flying fucks. But as a former fat fuck, that is a monstrosity of a combination
I’m an atheist and even I find this utterly disrespectful. 🤮
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Everytime I see Upamecano in these conversations, I just get flashbacks to that one commentator screaming ‘UPAMAGUIRE’ when he made a fuck up
Centre Backs I consider world class: — William Saliba — Willian Pacho — Marc Guehi — Dayot Upamecano End of list.
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‘Scottish teenager playing for Uganda’. Noticing.
"I just felt absolutely honoured" 🙌 Scottish teenager Seb Fisher on helping Uganda win the final of the Under-17 Afcon CECAFA zone qualifiers with a penalty shootout goal, and scoring a hat-trick on his debut earlier in the tournament 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇬 #BBCFootball
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Can’t believe you’ve got me defending YankBall here. But you have to remember he can’t leave the MLS until he’s 18, so he can only beat what’s in front of him. And he’s tackling that comfortably. Credit where it’s due
For some perspective on what REAL generational talents were doing at 16/17: 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal: Starting for Barcelona, winning the Euros and being named Young Player of the Tournament. 🇫🇷 Mbappé: 15 goals, 7 assists in Ligue 1. League champion and UCL semifinalist. 🏴 Bellingham: Regular starter for Dortmund in the Bundesliga and Champions League. 🇪🇸 Ansu Fati: 7 La Liga goals for Barcelona. 🇺🇸 Cavan Sullivan: 7 goals, 14 assists in MLS. Context matters. The level of competition matters. Being exceptional in MLS doesn’t automatically make you exceptional in world football.
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Heavy emphasis on the morning Bucks Fizz. Cannot be beaten
8am wake up, presents 9am bacon sandwich and a Buck’s Fizz 10am Buck’s Fizz 11am Buck’s Fizz 12pm The Pub 1pm The Pub 2pm Home crack open whatever drink has a % 3pm Dinner and ignore the King 4pm-8pm copious amounts of booze and games 9pm Fall asleep 😂
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Forgetting to change tactics until like 30 minutes into a game and you’re still running Kante up top 😭
Genuinely can’t believe some of the replies on this saying old chemistry was more restrictive, do people not know that you only played a formation for chem then swapped in game via custom tactics? That literally gave you so much freedom. Look at the creativity here:
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Jamie o’hara and Jason Cundy on the sports bar lock in after Coventry scored is absolutely worth 2 minutes 33 seconds of your time, absolute gold 😂😂😂 #TOTCOV
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Cheap fucker 😭
So this club won’t release my registration unless I return their matchday shirt and shorts back…. Now because I can’t find them either I pay for the BOB STANDARD MATCHDAY ATTIRE clubs give to players or they won’t release my registration😂 cant make it up @DunstableFC
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If you hate Wetherspoons purely because of Tim Martin, then you’re unfortunately an idiot
Do you have companies you just absolutely cannot fucking stand & were it not for people losing their jobs you’d love to fail? I’ll start; Wetherspoons Gail’s fucking bakery Shein
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All 3 in this video are gimps
The locals will fight you for wearing a top that says “Zionist” in Royal Tunbridge Wells! Apparently when blows were exchanged after this video bystanders stepped in to help the Jew haters…
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Convinced Fontaines DC fans have negative brain cells because, ignoring the nonsense view point, look at his profile pic
Nothing annoys me more than when men with footballers on their profile pic try to talk about music on here
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No one told you to go spend 70 million on a striker to then loan him out a season later ffs. It gets to a point where yous have to look at your recruitment and spending on dross
Well done premier league. We won the cup we were on the verge of competing. FFP kicks in. We have to sell Anderson and Minteh. Isak goes. Shit season follows. Lose Bruno Gordon & Tonali. Game over. Football is the only business in the world where ambition and success if punished.
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