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Joined August 2025
Dagmar noticed people have October PFPs this year retweeted
Republicans in 2016: we are Hitler and we're going to kill you Democrats in 2016: Pokemon GO! to the Polls! Republicans in 2026: Goku and Sonic say "No" to brown people! Dems in 2026: We are Mussolini and we are going to VOTE :)
voted straight ticket dem on my mail in ballot
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Dagmar noticed people have October PFPs this year retweeted
why didnt walter white and jesse pinkman think of this
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rly fucking funny to give a fanbase of people who are known for ignoring all text and context a plush that will Burn if you don’t use and utilize the two step instructions properly
New in our DELTARUNE collection: A Jackenstein plush, a set of Flowery wall scrolls, and the (partially) microwaveable Pacifying Nurse Ralsei fangamer.com/collections/del…
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Dagmar noticed people have October PFPs this year retweeted
kid at work asked me what Covid 19 is
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Dagmar noticed people have October PFPs this year retweeted
Out of curiosity I looked up the one clip where Columbo does use a gun and it’s impressive how much you can learn about the lieutenant from this scene
Sorry for picking on you, Columbo famously never had a gun or used a gun and hated guns
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Dagmar noticed people have October PFPs this year retweeted
ISRAEL ELECTION EXIT POLLS : Channel 11 Likud (Netanyahu): 25 Yashar (Eisenkot): 21 Beyachad (Bennett and Lapid): 14 Netanyahu bloc: 50 Change bloc: 53 Arab majority parties: 17 Channel 12 Likud (Netanyahu): 24 Yashar (Eisenkot): 22 Beyachad (Bennett and Lapid): 12 Netanyahu bloc: 50 Change bloc: 52 Arab majority parties: 18 Channel 13 Likud (Netanyahu): 25 Channel 14 Likud (Netanyahu): 30 Yashar (Eisenkot): 19 Beyachad (Bennett and Lapid): 11 Netanyahu bloc: 60 Change bloc: 43 Arab majority parties: 17
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Why is this bad Eylon
In the end, it’s possible Ben Gvir’s legacy will be to provoke record turnout among Israeli Arabs. That’s what his bull in a china shop act has got him.
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Dagmar noticed people have October PFPs this year retweeted
the kind of shit that caused la mayor sam yorty to accidentally install a dog on the mayor's community relations commission
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Because of the opposition wins, it likely just lasts for one year until it falls after bickering over budgets, and Bibi comes back. He’s the only real politician in Israel
If the exit polls are correct, Likud should just dump Bibi. Why live with a center-right government that relies on Arab parties when you can be the majority of a right-wing government? And all it takes is saying no to one man.
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Dagmar noticed people have October PFPs this year retweeted
it is beyond ridiculous that mississippi democrats put up incredible levels of political talent and are completely locked out of ever winning anything because mississippi whites are still upset about losing segregation
.@scott_colom chatted with folks in line for the Trump rally because Scott is running to represent ALL Mississippians
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Palestinians with Israeli citizenship
Turnout by Bloc Stronghold (as of 4 PM) 🟥Opposition: 53.6% (+23) 🟦Netanyahu: 49.8% (+21.4) 🟩Arab Parties: 49.3% (+24.2) changes w. 1 PM ⚠️Strongholds are defined as localities where a bloc won over 60% of votes in 2022. ⚠️
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is it good when your comms director says this
Amy Acton doesn’t get to hide behind being raped as a child to dodge answers about her plans for Ohio. I was molested as a child, that doesn’t excuse me from things that I do today. Give me a break. Who the fuck does she think she is? If that’s your closing campaign message, you have nothing else.
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old beat. but I like how the sort of polymetric beats slide into each other. anyway
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Everyone needs to stop baselessly speculating on who this is it'll only make things worse. As members of the public there's Little in Britain we can do to expose someone who's famous for supposedly having Got Talent
Celebrity claims he will 'kill himself' if allegations of 'inappropriate and exploitative sexual activities with a large number of girls and young women' are published, High Court hears trib.al/yMsblvU
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Crazy to think this guy was born in the ottoman empire
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Just for a second: so the Kosmic Kruiser is Krustyland, but all of the branding for this relates to Itchy and Scratchy, so this should be at Itchy and Scratchy Land. Yet now Krustyland has taken over as the defacto Simpsons theme park, but I don't recall any I&S stuff before?
A few more still images from the Nov. 8 episode “The Kosmic Kruiser."
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nathan: ok but you see why its funny elizabeth: haha... yeah nathan: why is it funny elizabeth: because, uh, you know, feed and seed... nathan: but its formerly chuck's, right elizabeth: ...
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i went to record this ridiculous ad and it NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
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I have an idea for a Ludwig Tip To Tip route that can put YouTube's title A/B testing feature to a novel use
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They taught us this in HoI4 class but you were drawing an eye
A new Mandela Effect is rising. Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle? Many of us remember it clearly without one. If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth. Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline. The memory itself is the proof. The body knows. The soul knows. We are not crazy. We are remembering. I miss the old Earth too. Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one. Who else feels this?
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