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Bill Belichick says he once spent $5,000 on milk because it was the right thing to do to protect the relationship between two star players in Tom Brady and Antonio Brown “Well, one of the funny stories in that book really is the Antonio Brown story. You know, he was only with the Patriots for 11 days. Tom’s very nutrition-oriented, and Antonio wanted to do something for Tom. Tom had Antonio come and stay at his house, wanted to embrace him, bring him onto the team and so forth.” “We went down there and actually beat Miami in Miami, which was good. But Antonio ordered milk. He ordered this special milk for Brady. Cost $5,000. Five thousand dollars...” “To make a long story short, it kind of got mixed up and ended up in the mailroom for too long. By the time we got it, the milk went bad. So here we are sitting here with milk that cost $5,000. Oh my God.” “So we go out and get $5,000 worth of this special milk and give it to Brady from Antonio. And now we turn in an expense report for $5,000 worth of milk.” “But you know what? Sometimes you just gotta do the right thing. I didn’t want to ruin the relationship between Brown and Brady over this spoiled milk. So we spent $5,000 to replace the milk.”
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🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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South Carolina fans when you remind them their biggest win in program history has an asterisk tied to one of the bigger scandals in college football over the last decade.
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“I’m a dawg”
Bray Hubbard on the blindside hit in 4th qtr
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Now that it’s over and we won. This block by Mike Matthews was so sick.
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Someone pointed out how panicked Kalen Deboer got once sPo0ky Rocky Top started lol
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holy smokes they got knowles to buss down
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Time to find out who Keelon Russel really is… JALEN MILROE?!?!?
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I WAS TOLD WE DIDNT STAND A CHANCE, I HEARD BAMA BY 50 ALL WEEK BUT DESEAN BISHOP THE ELEPHANT KILLER HAD OTHER PLANS. FUCK ALL YALL AND FUCK BAMA.
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Bama fans not built for Neyland
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Hilarious whoever came up with this. We now cannot unsee this….
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LSU can’t come back from this Lost to Kentucky and got Scuba’d on by a small child LMFAOO 😂😂
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When you ask Carole Baskin about her ex husband.
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This is how the Texas Longhorns are gonna walk out of the Cotton Bowl tunnel on Saturday
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Dying at this 💀
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Waking up on October 1st like 🎃 👻 #October #Halloween
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We all know someone like this…
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The “urgent care” we had back then
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Brian Kelly after Oklahoma fires Brent Venables.
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