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IT Systems Security & Forensics Specialist at a Fortune 500 Company, widower, & proud father to 3 very talented children.

Atherton, CA
Joined July 2013
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A few facts about me:
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When an fba broad decides to tell the truth
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"When they go low, I prey on children" is a weird message for a politician, but OK.
when they go low this is me
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May you live in interesting times.
BREAKING: Trump offers UFC President Dana White the job of White House Press Secretary, asking him to bring several MMA fighters as assistants.
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Replying to @WSJPolitics
SpaceX and Tesla have prospered in Texas, because we were not constantly operating under an oppressive and extractive state government. And I need to be close to the factories, so that I can walk the floor in person. That’s why the first major SpaceX factory was in LA and first major Tesla factory was in SF Bay Area. As California became increasingly difficult, due to extreme taxes and overregulation, we moved our major domestic expansions and HQ to Texas.
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Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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It's wage arbitrage, and it's the biggest betrayal of the American workforce in the history of the modern United States. 90% of the blame belongs with 2 or 3 Republican Senators right now. The donor list tells the story.
DOL’s H-1B wage rule has still not been finalized, more than five months after the public comment period closed. Here’s why it matters. Today, employers can pay entry-level H-1B workers at a wage set below what 83% of U.S. workers in the same occupation earn. The proposed rule would raise that threshold, requiring employers to pay more. It’s a step in the right direction, although setting the minimum at the 75th percentile would do much more to protect U.S. tech workers, and the proposed rule still has the entry level wage set below the median level. Five months is long enough. Finalize implementing the rule.
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At least we still have Slate
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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We had the opportunity to end this shakedown indefinitely. The Republican Senate chose to deal from the bottom of the deck. The Democrats were always a known quantity. Save your real hate for the two or three Senators who blocked everything.
A progressive group led by former Biden, Warren and Sanders aides has assembled a 182-page blueprint mapping out potential Democratic congressional investigations targeting President Trump's corporate allies and donors. The document, obtained and analyzed by Fox News Digital, names Tesla, Apple, Amazon, OpenAI, Meta, Google, Microsoft, Oracle and others as targets for potential hearings. It also names Palantir's Alex Karp and Coinbase's Brian Armstrong individually. The blueprint goes beyond corporate targets, urging scrutiny of Trump's personal finances, his tax arrangements, cryptocurrency businesses and alleged preferential treatment of corporate donors. A longtime Democratic Senate staffer familiar with the process says Democratic majorities on these committees already plan to exclusively focus on targeting allies and donors of the president, including those who donated to the new White House ballroom. Full story here foxnews.com/politics/progres…
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They would sooner kill their family members--and yours--than kill the worst criminals in society
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Communists already controlled the entire west coastline. Now they control the southern border. Bad times ahead.
Dems will control every House seat on the U.S.-Mexico border next year
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Salon wrote some of the best satire we've ever seen. If these brilliant humorists couldn't keep the lights on, what does that mean for the rest of us?
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Universal gun registration is the prelude to gun confiscation.
🚨 BREAKING: Incoming House Judiciary Chair Jamie Raskin promised in an interview that UNIVERSAL GUN REGISTRATION would be one of the Democrats’ top priorities in the upcoming Congress. It’s barely been 36 hours. They aren’t waiting. They’re coming after your guns.
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What could possibly go wrong
BREAKING: Californians have approved a new homebuying assistance program that will let people purchase newly built homes with just 3% down instead of the standard 20%, per NYP
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For the left, hurting the rich has always been much more important than helping the poor.
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Honestly this will be a big loss for us. Some the craziest lunatic left wing nonsense was sourced here. Now we just have Rolling Stone, CNN and the AP.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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I get told that I'm being hyperbolic when I say "they want you dead."
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It’s going to be open season on Conservatives and ICE agents Elected Democrats will encourage and cheer it on. Stay armed and vigilant. They want to kiII us.
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