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Award winning tradpubbed novelist. I will lead Skynet to your hiding place for double rations.

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Joined October 2018
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🎶 country roads, take me home 🎶
🎶 I hurt myself today 🎶
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nvidia ceo:
The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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makes me sick how spongebob’s parents, harold and margaret, also sponges, named their son spongebob. imagine naming your son humanjeff. what the fuck was their problem with him
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Show: South Park Language: Japanese
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Hit the road dude
I only make serious software
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While the Pope calls migrants a blessing, they literally just stole the bones of Santa Claus & burned them.
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Jensen Huang’s wife pawned her wedding ring in 1995 to keep NVIDIA alive
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Someone had to do it
my vocal synth models the vocal tract as a network of branching acoustic tubes, unlike vocaloid which stitches together and pitch-shifts phoneme recordings. still working on improving naturalness by tuning it against recordings of real singers, but I'm already impressed at how cool it sounds!
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Heartwarming: mosquitoes finally contribute something positive to society.
Scientists Built a 3D Printer Using a Mosquito_
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The fact that NINTENDO does not have a guy who copies their stuff to M-Discs & Magnetic tape drives should honestly frighten you. 62 Billion dollars riding on assumptions & good will.
Nintendo wants to make sure its history doesn’t disappear. The company is hiring a digital archivist to save old development documents, source code, prototypes, hardware records and stories from longtime employees. The idea is to preserve all the knowledge behind Nintendo’s games before it’s lost as veteran developers retire. The archive could also help future teams when working on remakes, remasters or new games. The job is a 12-month contract, but the goal is to build a system that Nintendo can keep using for years.
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nevermind, it was the cum monster I was mistaken
does anyone have that short meme clip where it’s like “ahh ooOoOooO iT’s sPoNgEboB’s PeNis” in the style of Vance Joy’s “riptide” or is that something I made up in my TBI brain
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JUST IN: 🇸🇻🇭🇹 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele pledges to wipe out Haiti's gangs.
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Hoist the Colours
Being from Cape Breton, I’m a sucker for sea shanty
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💍Precious First with Gollum
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はじめてDOOMで遊びます、自作のi486 PCで
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my worlds on fire, how bout yours?
my vocal synth models the vocal tract as a network of branching acoustic tubes, unlike vocaloid which stitches together and pitch-shifts phoneme recordings. still working on improving naturalness by tuning it against recordings of real singers, but I'm already impressed at how cool it sounds!
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The power $20 could wield at Taco Bell was unholy
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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imagine going back to 2014 and having to explain this to someone
Now you can really see everything
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Asking a Muslim to read about her Prophet 😭 She's speechless
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