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I'm Alex Movitz - basically a computer with tits, but at least I'm pretty she/they ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโšข Recruiters/Employers should really stick to my LinkedIn...

Joined June 2011
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I don't really come on the bird platform much but @SpotifyUSA I'm really tired of listening to radios and playlists that keep playing the same songs about un-aliving myself. If I can't block them I have to stop using spotify. Fix this.
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Happen to own a Sharp (or the lesser known Sampo) C1 Famicom TV? Get in touch with us! The TV contains a currently undumped built-in NES program which allows the user to draw graphics and take notes!
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How many APIs do you need to turn on a lightbulb?
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you'll get more out of your retirement if you take a penalty and retire right now than if you let the value decline from soaring inflation over the next few decades oh right... most of us can't even save for retirement
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A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore ๐Ÿงต
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***Recruiters*** I will not even look at a job unless you provide salary and total compensation ranges up front. If I ask what the range is, don't ask me what I'm looking for. I'm not playing your shitty games.
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In an ideal world vx-underground will be an official 501(c)3 non-profit institute for the advancement of computer malware literacy and education ... by December 2022 (or March, 2023). ๐Ÿ˜‰ tl;dr malware will be tax deductible
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i don't care about ur crypto, boy not at all not even 1 bit, coin
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Tips with Sproot! Did you know that children are people too? :O
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Yo we just decided to order from a new Mexican place around here and while the food was great there were straight up PEAS in my little handful of sad lettuce and pico and I don't know if I can go back
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this is some of the most powerful britainology i have ever encountered - itโ€™s like what if the dumbest guy in your hometown got to design the stanford prison experiment
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protect trans kids protect trans kids protect trans kids
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writing [i] is easy just follow these 5 simple steps: [ ] left arrow key i right arrow key
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Image prediction: strawberry Confidence: 51.77% Submission by @sackchan_
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Dollar Tree has raised their prices to $1.25. This is a Waffle House Closed level crisis
I mean... you do now
What made this morningโ€™s trip to the bathroom interesting is that I donโ€™t actually own a cat.