Perhaps Southern Rail are ready for a title push this season @FootballCliches
Very rarely tweet, even more rarely about politics but after voting Labour at every election bar one (cheers Nick) there is no chance I’m voting for them whilst this ghoul is in charge and that feels weird and sad
Dalia Fazoletti you have to stop. You smoke too tough, your lust for life too whimsical, they’ll kill you Dalia Fazoletti
They’re the same height?!
#SmallestGeezer
Only a few thousand miles to go...
My morning run with @HardestGeezer, congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.
Andrew when he wanders his way into the money off Harry’s traitoring
#TheTraitorsUK
We already have national service and it’s being cast in 2:22 A Ghost Story
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The defender in this is legitimately called ‘Jihad’
Some American parent was watching CNN at the height of the war on terror and thought ‘that’d be a good name for my baby’
Aaron Rodgers had a heated exchange after a late hit 🗣️
“Show some respect bro. I don’t even know who you are.”
…then he threw a TD. 🤷♂️
(via @NFL)
Strange place to keep trophies but I guess if they’re small enough
Replying to @henrywinter
Correct Henry! You know he is always welcome back to the PL but with some trophies under his bell.
Seeing as my own Dad once bought me a 4 pack of Castlemaine XXXX before a teenage party and said “go easy”, it’s not hard for me to see Postecoglu as a father figure
Someone check on @JackPittBrooke after that Milan goal, the Ndombeliever-in-chief
.@FootballCliches Wore this T-shirt this evening, when the barman at the pub asked what it meant and I told him he just went quiet and nodded uncomfortably















