@AliKolbert

Stand-up comic; lover of peanut butter; writer; worrier 🌈

 New York, NY
alikolbert.com
Joined February 2010
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You got covid and lost your job welcome to 2020
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump7 Nov 2020
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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This looks like every girl I see a future with
Natalie Winters
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War Room White House Corespondent 🇺🇸
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Joseph Massad, the @Columbia professor who called Hamas’s October 7th attack “stunning” and “awesome,” is teaching a course next semester on Zionism. @Columbia, how are you allowing such a blatant antisemite to teach a course on the history of the very people he hates?
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Elizabeth Yuan@baoyuan14 Apr 2024
This is great: @AliKolbert talks with @robertasmithnyt and @jerrysaltz about their careers as art critics @nytimes and @NYMag and their 32 yrs of marriage open.spotify.com/episode/673… . @smbahr14 also has this Times Insider w/Smith, who just retired last month nytimes.com/2024/04/11/insid…
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Still looking for Valentine’s Day plans? Come celebrate with us tomorrow at our Open Bar show featuring a medley of hilarious comics! Tickets available here: jaminthevan.com/show/jitv-lt… #jaminthevan #fumiabe #michaelblaustein #fahimanwar #alikolbert #stephtolev #longtimenosee – at Culver City, CA
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thatsfunny@thatsfunny20 Jan 2024
heyLA @HollywoodImprov 7pm tonight @eddiepepitone #RonFunches #MelissaVillasenor @danlevy @IanEdwardsComic @cannoncomedy 7:30pm @EsauMcgraw @joebartnick @GiuliaRozzi 9:30pm @themorganjay @AliKolbert @justmartindale @ErikGriffin & more
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Me every time I give my kid their lunch to take to school:
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Dating me be like
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Dm me your address 🤓
RG@thirstygersty30 Nov 2023
Replying to @AliKolbert
@AliKolbert some complementary Kolberto merch for my loyalty? 😉
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Tell me you’re a mom without telling me you’re a mom
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Today on the podcast: comedian Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert)! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Don’t miss our OPEN BAR show with @CheetoSantino @AliKolbert Trevor Wallace and more at @LTNSComedy show in #culvercity #losangeles! Jam in the Van is the place to be on August 25th, so claim your tickets here : jaminthevan.com/show/jam-in-… #jaminthevan #cheetosantino #andrewsantino
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TOMORROW → @AliKolbert is headlining at 8PM 🎤 Ali will be on our stage soon! Drew Absher & Sean McKenize will also be on this fun show ☺️ There is limited time to get your tickets, Sacramento! 🎟: rb.gy/c495l
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One of my favorites on the pod!
Bren@jinglejaunty13 Jul 2023
loved @AliKolbert's conversation with @itsmarkgroves youtube.com/watch?v=1TM6NHT3… Now all I need is a $100 amazon card so I can follow up with all those book recommendations!
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Why women love serial killer shows so much. @AliKolbert See Ali in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @toddbarry @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry
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That's not the right word... @toddbarry Todd is back in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @AliKolbert @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry
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CA! I’ll be at @IrvineImprov next wed 6/28 come bring a friend and laugh ticketsales.com/ali-kolbert-…
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Page Six
@PageSix22 Jun 2023
Kendall Jenner, who can’t cut a cucumber, says she often cooks for friends trib.al/37vjN3y
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LA! Come to my show tomorrow at @JoinTheDynasty it’s gonna be a fun one with @notalimac @TreygerLiza @robintran04 @audreystewisart
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Have to agree with this one!
Joseph@myanmar2me20 Jun 2023
Replying to @AliKolbert
@AliKolbert funny as hell, cutest laugh ever. That’s all I’ve got.
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i bought three sets of vegan shoes a few months ago to be a good person and let me tell you it turns out MEAT is an important aspect of a functional shoe
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