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convinced myself i have my life together all because i’m in bed before 10pm on a monday

"made in china" is missing at the bottom of the wrapper

if i had a billionaire husband and no prenup, i’d introduce him to the Chinese spy myself

i hate when i'm trying to comfort someone and i say, "i'm sorry that happened to you," and then they're like, "oh it's not your fault" like obviously, it's not my fucking fault

i’m not a founder- but i’ve made sure that all of my friends are. why? because being surrounded by hyper-ambitious, financially driven, instrinsically motivated psychos makes u wanna be a harder working person tell me i’m wrong

NYC has unmatched aura

only in nyc can u force a random guy you met at the Spaniard to order u $40 froyo

i love this quote “your future is shaped by the habits you repeat, not the goals you set”

ugh stoppp i'm gonna cry will you raise a round just for lil old meeee so i can do your launch?

proof that harassing men pays off

I’m excited to announce I left my dream job to become the Head of Growth at @shownmedia - the agency behind @canva, @WithCoverageInc, and @Slash's biggest launches. A few months ago, @mattepstein texted me out of nowhere. "We should chat about sales. You're really good at it. I'd love your thoughts." I figured it was a quick call to pick my brain. But the more I learned about what Shown Media was doing- engineering viral launches, generating tens of millions in pipeline for their clients- the more I couldn't stop thinking about it. I'll be honest- I was skeptical at first. Matt is 23. I didn't know if I could take a leap on someone that young. But every conversation proved me wrong. He built a $13M+ agency in under two years. 100 people. Emmy winners. Ex-Mr. Beast creatives. And he understood distribution and virality at a level that made me rethink everything I thought I knew about marketing. Here's what made this so hard: I had to leave what was once my dream job. I was the top sales hire at Hampton, closing $4.6M+ in ARR in just over a year. Some of my closest friends work there. Every day I got to chat with the most ambitious founders and help them find their people. @juliapintar @brianschardt @shamusmadan @oliverbrocato @joshsuggss to name a few But I kept asking myself one question: what if I could help founders grow their actual businesses and put millions of eyes on the thing they're building. That's exactly what Shown Media does. The last time I felt this kind of pull was when I cold emailed Travis Kalanick and joined CloudKitchens with less pay, little equity, and no guarantee. That bet changed my entire career. This one feels the same. If you're a founder planning a launch, a fundraise, or a product announcement, I want to hear from youuuu!! 🚀

we should do their next launch @mattepstein

cash flow positive is my love language

the life you want will probably ask you to leave the life your comfortable with

my toxic trait is thinking that any problem can be solved after taking a fire mirror selfie

i always say i’m gonna stay home and get 8 hours of sleep.. but then somehow go to dinner and get back home at 2am on a random tuesday

this is the best launch i’ve ever seen

just saw 4 men huddled in a corner they were passing around a breath freshener in the form of a vape gotta love sf tech week

let’s gooooo