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not your doctor, your lawyer, nor your financial advisor. might be your neighbor though // ✝️♂️: accepting wife applications

Indiana, Umamerica
Joined September 2025
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The Greatest News in all of human history, summarized in a single tweet:
Replying to @OVTweetmarck
Christ's message is crystal clear: You are not as holy as you think you are. But you are also not lost, even mired as you are in sin. Repent, strive for holiness, and God will not abandon you.
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His ass can't sing
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You mean Benjamin Franklin? The guy who wrote an entire series of satirical letters under the persona of Silence Dogood (a middle-aged widow by the way) starting when he was 16 years old??? If you think Ben Franklin wouldn’t be rocking an anime profile picture you’re just incorrect.
It's not ours either, it's degenerate and disgusting. Or did you seriously think our Founding Fathers would approve of this shit?
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ハッピーハロウィンデュランダル!🎃
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Trick or Treat👻🎃🍭
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I love prequel memes. And I’ve been enjoying the sort of Zoomer take on the Star Wars prequels floating around X for the last couple of days. A lot of these takes hinge on the idea of Anakin as representative of the white male experience in a progressive culture, where the good guys are actually the bad guys, and the bad guys are the good guys. And there is a good deal of truth to that. But I think there’s something important being overlooked, something that is central to how I read the story. I see the first six Star Wars movies as essentially being about fatherhood. Anakin has no father. He comes from a single-parent home. Qui-Gon Jinn takes an interest in Anakin as a person. He is a benevolent fatherly presence who advocates for Anakin, sees his potential, and wants to protect and guide him. And part of that protection is even from the Jedi Order itself, since Qui-Gon disagrees with some of its ways. The great tragedy of that first movie is that Qui-Gon, Anakin’s only true father figure, dies. Anakin is left to be raised by a cold Jedi Order and Obi-Wan Kenobi, who functions more like an older brother. Obi-Wan loves Anakin, but he is no father. Without fatherly guidance and protection, Anakin struggles to enter the world of men and is used by two sides: a cold, detached Jedi Order and a manipulative false father in Palpatine. And just as Anakin becomes the one thing he never had, a father, he loses much of his humanity, his wife, and his family. That is the central tragedy of the prequels. Now consider the original trilogy. You have a son who is raised by a father figure in Uncle Owen and eventually finds himself under the care of a much older and more fatherly Obi-Wan. So, Luke was actually fathered, unlike Anakin. The series slowly turns into Luke’s quest to see his father redeemed. In the end, Luke is unwilling to kill his father. And Anakin finds his redemption by killing his own false father to rescue his son. That is the triumph of the original trilogy: a son pulling his father back from the darkness by becoming the man his father once desired to be. And that father, even at the very end of his life, being awakened and doing what it takes to give his son a future. That’s how I read Star Wars. The tragedy of fatherlessness, and the triumph of sonship and fatherhood.
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スカウォめっちゃ好き
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Giratina ✨🌌
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this is PUMPKIN COUNTRY
What you carve a jack-o'-lantern out of
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You can have a Christian nation without every single person being a regenerate Christian
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ive finally come around to the value of shame everyone is constantly trying to follow each other off cliffs. shame acts as a fence anyone who cares enough to climb over the fence is still able, but anyone flinging themselves off the cliff for approval is deterred
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Not how it works, fanon misunderstanding, however, an Umamusume genuinely believing it is actually kinda adorable
Umamobs after the new scenario
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Gardevoir and Gallade in cute outfits #Pokemon #gardevoir
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Inktober day 30: Cookie OC of and requested by justicecoolballs (Discord)
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Happy Halloween!🎃👻
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New Malfoid template just dropped
Replying to @TheKinda
The whole thing is good, but this frame alone ins with its weight in gold.
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ハロウィンなラティ兄妹🎃
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✨️♥️ヴァンパイア🩸✨️
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