Parody #TeamMandir Veer Bhogye Vasundhara

Bharat
Joined February 2011
पहले मैं सोचता था कि यार मोदी जी ये क्यों किया, उस मुद्दे पर क्यों कुछ नही किया , ये लोग सोशल मीडिया पर कोई फिल्टर वगैरह नही लगाते क्या किसे प्रोमोट करना है किसे नही, अब मैं ज्यादा नही सोचता और ये सोचकर सन्तोष कर लेता हूँ कि मोदी जी ने किया होगा तो ठीक ही किया होगा।
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careful when typing Hope you are fine in emails. It sometimes gets autocorrected to Hoe you are fine
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Guys,one of my childhood friends has started Makhana business,these are the six flavours,I have personally tasted all flavours and they are really amazing,best part is,it's gluten free and roasted. He wants to expand his business all over India and also in international markets. If anyone of you knows any snacks distributor/exporter in your city or if you are into same field then kindly reach out to me,will share further details with you. Thank you🙏🏼✨❤️
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In my rereading of the Mahabharata twice a week while travelling to and from work, I have now reached the Bhishma Parva, where the battle begins. I keep posting few observations from time to time, so as I go further, what kind of insights would you like me to post?
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What is the confirmation probability of WL7 in 2nd AC in Jabalpur Delhi Route for 26th Nov ?
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6000 taxes and surcharge on 18K domestic flight tickets. ekdam hi 30% increase
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Bhishma promised to kill the entire Pandava army in a month, Drona said one month, Kripacharya said two months, Ashwatthama said 10 days, and Karna claimed he could do it in just five days. Bhishma remained commander for 10 days. Once he fell, the Pandavas took eight more days to pack up the remaining Kaurava warriors. No major warrior died under Bhishma’s watch, and most of Duryodhana’s brothers died while protecting Karna.
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भाई ये अपने यहाँ पैसे की शो ऑफ़ करने की इतनी चुल्ल क्यों रहती है लोगों को , 30 लाख की ज़मीन बिकी होगी दस के आइफ़ोन ख़रीद लिए
Bro is buying 3 iphone Duos in one go. पैसा हो तो क्या कुछ नहीं हो सकता।🫠
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देश के किसी भी हिस्से का, किसी भी इवेंट का पंद्रह सेकंड से ज़्यादा का वीडियो बिना आवारा कुत्ते के गेस्ट अपीयरेंस के हो ही नहीं सकता।
#WATCH | Maharashtra: U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio leaves from a hotel in Mumbai. He is scheduled to visit Jamnagar, Gujarat today.
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मसूड़े
अप्सरा 🫩😭
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Amruta ji is undoubtedly the finest singer in the country. Her voice is nothing short of a nightingale’s. Beyond her incredible talent, her intelligence and self-made journey make her a true role model for women everywhere. India is truly blessed to have her. ✨
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USD reaching 100 is just a number - Shamika Ravi
Activa inflation will blow your mind. 2001 - ₹35,000 2009 - ₹45,000 2015 - ₹49,000 2017 - ₹50,730 2018 - ₹55,000 2020 - ₹60,000 2026 - ₹95,000 approx.
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Shikhandi was born female. They got her married to a woman because they believed she would become male later, as per Mahadev’s boon. Probably the first same-gender marriage, can’t recall any others before this one.
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अमृता फड़नवीस के पति देवेंद्र फडणवीस महाराष्ट्र के मुख्यमंत्री हैं, लोगों ने अमृता फडणवीस की सोशल मीडिया पर गरबा में मुसलमानों की एंट्री को ले कर दिए गए बयान पर आलोचना की, नतीजा BJP IT Cell और Right Wing के लोगो पर FIR दर्ज कर ली गई है, या वही लोग हैं जो चुनावों में इनके पति और उनकी पार्टी का झंडा ले कर घूमते हैं, इनके लिए चुनावों में लड़ते भिड़ते हैं, अपने ही लोगों पर FIR? फिर आपके पतिदेव का प्रचार कौन करेगा? वो सभी बंधु जो दिन रात बीजेपी के लिए अपनो तक से लड़ लेते हैं आज उन्हें सोचने की जरूरत है
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This uncle is using the internet exactly how it should be used. 🎧😂
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#BREAKING: Gambling helpline director sentenced to 10 years for stealing $1.4M to gamble.
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रावण में लाख बुराई थीं।
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Most cities have this, but they charge you extra for it. Same train, same stop, same infrastructure, but somehow the fare triples if you exit at the airport. Has to be one of the most illogical things ever. Not whining, just trying to understand the economics behind it. In Sydney, for example, your total public transport fares are capped at around $18 on a weekday, irrespective of how many times you board public transport. But if you choose to exit at the airport, you pay an extra $20. For two people, that’s over $60 in total, and you still have to carry your luggage. A taxi from where I live would cost around $70 to $80 and take you directly to the airport, without changing trains or dragging your luggage around. So what’s the logic here? Can someone explain the economics around it ? Or authorities are just reta*ded everywhere…
Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.
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Bhishma about Amba
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I don’t think these guys have yet realised how badly this UGC amendment is gonna hurt their chances among their core voters, specifically in the dehat of UP. All this cockroach or Election Commission issue is just a social media creation and would be limited to social media. It won’t affect a single vote more than JNU protests used to do earlier. Let’s say it does. Who’s gonna cash in on it, Rahul Gandhi? Someone who has never won elections and has no experience in public office. UGC, on the other hand, is an issue that directly affects 20–25% of voters in UP, most of whom vote for you in large numbers. And there are opponents with substantial political experience who start elections with an almost 10–15% lead among voters from their own castes, plus M voters at the very least.
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इनमें भी नेग चलता है बताओ
So a woman booked a full-face makeup appointment for $200 and went to her wedding. Now the makeup artist is upset because she normally charges brides $800 for the SAME makeup. Since when do we get mad because somebody didn’t pay a wedding markup? The makeup didn’t take any longer just because she was a bride! 😂
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