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Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
Found my favourite commit message in github.com/anthropics/claude…
"Rename ralph-wiggum plugin to ralph-loop per legal guidance"
Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
Chrome DevTools now supports *individual* network request throttling!
Folks have been asking for this for years! DevTools now allows developers to simulate slow network conditions for specific requests rather than the entire page.
This helps in testing how a web application performs and handles issues when specific resources (like images, scripts, or API calls) are slow to load.
Sundar posted about this just recently as well - looks like big moves happening in the e-commerce space
Shopify is building the foundation for agentic commerce.
Universal Commerce Protocol, which we co-developed with Google, is now live. UCP will make it faster for agents and retailers to integrate.
It’s open by default, so platforms and agents can use UCP to start transacting with any merchant. Major retailers are already using it.
Agents can handle everything from discovery to fulfillment, and support things like discounts, subscriptions, and loyalty programs. We’ve accounted for all types of commerce.
Albert Bierstadt was a German American painter best known for his lavish, sweeping landscapes of the American West. He joined several journeys of the westward expansion to paint the scenes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert…
Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
while my friends played starcraft, i studied the compiler. and now you come to me ...
wait hold on your saying niche computer knowledge is commoditized now and what matters is coordinating a bunch of agents with lots of quick task switching and high APM
Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.
Two friends drink vodka and loudly tell political jokes in their hotel room. The third, exhausted, tries to sleep but cannot.
Frustrated, he goes downstairs for a smoke. On the way, he asks the receptionist to bring tea to room 39 in five minutes.
Returning upstairs, he joins them briefly, then leans toward a power outlet and says, “Comrade lieutenant, please send tea to room 39.”
His friends burst into laughter at the joke. Moments later, a knock sounds… and the receptionist arrives with a teapot. The laughter dies; his friends turn pale and silent. The evening ends abruptly, and the tired man finally sleeps.
In the morning, he wakes to find his friends gone. Alarmed, he asks the receptionist what happened.
She whispers nervously, “The KGB came before dawn and took them.”
Horrified, he asks why he was spared.
“Comrade lieutenant really liked your tea joke.”
Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
In 2019, Fiona Hill testified that the Russian government was “signaling very strongly that they wanted to somehow make some very strange swap agreement between Venezuela and Ukraine.” (Search: Venezuela) i.e. we get Venezuela, they get Ukraine.
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Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
can't believe that episode of "The Office" when Jim Halpert choreographed this entire Venezuela situation
Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
Andrew Hammond 🌄 retweeted
Pizzato Pizza, a late night pizzeria nearby the Pentagon, has suddenly surged in traffic.
As of 2:04am ET
"Trending in Australia - Minns"
So funny seeing a bunch of tweets about @ChrisMinnsMP intermixed with a bunch of Swedes just talking about stuff they remember
Man is exposed to node and thus nvm and thus npm and thus yarn for the first time and promptly loses his mind 😂
Working on a word puzzle game and auditing the word list it uses to remove the more obscure words using @cursor_ai - it got stuck infinitely on the word "hypnotic" whilst writing a script 🤣 literally hypnotized itself
