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Italy, Italy
Joined August 2023
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
First date idea I take her on a hike and kill her #hinge
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if we were a proper society these goonette dark romance novels would be turned into feature length adult films
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GOOD LULA REACTIONS: - women posting titties - sports comparisons - talking about imprisoning Bolsonaristas - indicating that this is epic socialism BAD LULA REACTIONS: - being actually happy - talking about policy - indicating that this is epic socialism (sincere)
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Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
It's cool that every argument for keeping an endorsement to a candidate that doesn't agree with the organization is "we gotta trick the idiot voters and clout chase off social democrats!!!"
Imagine having a DSA endorsed candidate leading in the polls & unironically thinking now would be a good time to un-endorse cuz she’s trying to Trojan horse socialism to liberals in a literal CNN interview and it didn’t satisfy your LARP signifiers and say the magic words for you
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He’s gotta make the Lulag real now
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This poll has Abdul+10 among indepedents but only Abdul+1 overall because 33%% black voters go to Rogers?
So here are the Michigan top line tabs.
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david eby aura gamble 2026
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Replying to @sigmahamster2
I have a good one, too. If you legally own property, you shouldn't get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaing and increasing your property, plus voting for any party that promises to do this
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Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
Fuck I needa kill dogs
bro picked a random username in 2009 and never looked back 😭 what the hell does @finkd even mean?
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lol
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Look, we get it, Ethan is a pussy hound and gets mad bitches 🙄
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THERE GOES MY HERO!
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If Sun Yat Sen was woke, he’d be organizing NO QINGS
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yo @HilaKleinH3 if you ever need to get back at Ethan to balance things out, my dms are open
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just like weed, porn is 10x stronger now than it was in the 70s
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Please goon responsibly
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Replying to @PeppermintSw
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Saying you are divorced when you are actually broken up is stolen valor
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Watters: The military industrial complex doesn’t trust El-Sayed.
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