PARODY satire Not actually living in "Italy, Italy"

Italy, Italy
Joined August 2023
Unfortunately Lula and his VP are about to get hit with the fakest impeachment proceedings in human history and the parliament is gonna try to make an Evangelical sicko president
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if we were a proper society these goonette dark romance novels would be turned into feature length adult films
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GOOD LULA REACTIONS: - women posting titties - sports comparisons - talking about imprisoning Bolsonaristas - indicating that this is epic socialism BAD LULA REACTIONS: - being actually happy - talking about policy - indicating that this is epic socialism (sincere)
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another victory for social fascism and the progressive wing of capital (phew)
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It's cool that every argument for keeping an endorsement to a candidate that doesn't agree with the organization is "we gotta trick the idiot voters and clout chase off social democrats!!!"
Imagine having a DSA endorsed candidate leading in the polls & unironically thinking now would be a good time to un-endorse cuz she’s trying to Trojan horse socialism to liberals in a literal CNN interview and it didn’t satisfy your LARP signifiers and say the magic words for you
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It's cool that every argument for keeping an endorsement to a candidate that doesn't agree with the organization is "we gotta trick the idiot voters and clout chase off social democrats!!!"
Imagine having a DSA endorsed candidate leading in the polls & unironically thinking now would be a good time to un-endorse cuz she’s trying to Trojan horse socialism to liberals in a literal CNN interview and it didn’t satisfy your LARP signifiers and say the magic words for you
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We should endorse where it is good for our movement, which often means endorsing candidates who will not be representations of the Party. That is good. We cannot turn those politicians into representations of our movement, we must attack and draw lines. I hope we primary Nithya ASAP and replace her with someone closer to our vision. It is hard not to wish Rae had won. Nithya is still the left wing progressive candidate against Bass, and her concessions and identification with socialism are still victories.
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LA is in the middle of a once-in-a-generation political upheaval right now in this mayoral election. DSA-LA was too weak to set the terms of that upheaval, but we democratically chose to intervene in a way that builds DSA and advances the socialist movement.
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He’s gotta make the Lulag real now
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The EU is trying to mandate the 2020s version of "parents who didn't let their kids watch Spongebob"
Today we proposed the EU KIDS Act. No social media under the age of 13. No personal accounts under the age of 15. That’s our recommendation. As European Commission President, @vonderleyen said: “The question is not whether kids should have access to social media. The question is whether social media platforms should have access to our children.”
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STOP THE COUNT
getting ready to post the Theo Von "it's over" video for the Brazil election tonight
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A contrast between scandals in the parties is democrats have to at least acknowledge and apologize for them. Up until he resigned Graham Platner made an effort to apologize or confront his less serious scandals. Paxton has straight up left a press conference when asked about it
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This poll has Abdul+10 among indepedents but only Abdul+1 overall because 33%% black voters go to Rogers?
So here are the Michigan top line tabs.
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Replying to @sigmahamster2
I have a good one, too. If you legally own property, you shouldn't get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaing and increasing your property, plus voting for any party that promises to do this
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George Santos says if Ohio elects Sherrod Brown and Amy Acton this November, he'll dress in drag while doing a cold plunge.
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Fuck I needa kill dogs
bro picked a random username in 2009 and never looked back 😭 what the hell does @finkd even mean?
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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lol
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Look, we get it, Ethan is a pussy hound and gets mad bitches 🙄
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