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Gurgaon, India
Joined January 2021
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if god was kind he'd gift me a 2020 superb sportline AT... i feel nauseous just looking at it because i want it so bad... it's the prettiest thing ive ever looked at...
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me to beer: im going to drink you, then im going to pee you
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yippie ka yay mother buckets 🎊🎊
VW Virtus Facelift 🥳
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these bitches love dosa o end or no end
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btw... codex fixed the problem where long session being reused for days and going thru 37 compactions becom petarde d ... no more a problem... huge... claude is still bad here
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¿😬 testing if 3 adults can fit in the rear seat is absolutely essential... that's like bare minimum...
Replying to @NsNitinsinha
Best way to live life. Never understood Indian auto reviewers obsession with actually testing if 3 adults can fit in the rear seat. ‘bonus absolutely bollocks content creator test during reviews: if multiple 1L water bottles can be stashed in all door hole cubbies 😭
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bro looked at us like we did ts
Me in the theatre when Dr. Doom and Loki fight against each other
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> speeding > driving one handed > filming on phone > overtaking from left and then tell people to eat one meal less but buy a car because bikes are unsafe... 🤣
Back to driving cars with excellent power ✅
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cat equivalent of a 7 year old cooking up a michelin star meal when mama was making them cereal
JAJAJAJAJAJA MI VIDEO FAVORITO
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bro tagged fssai because he wasn't happy w quantity... i fear this is fat fuck behavior
Had dinner at one of Chandigarh’s most reputed restaurants, and this is what was served as a full mutton dish. The bowl is flat at the bottom they’ve literally poured the equivalent of a small katori of gravy into it and charged ₹1,000. Isn’t there supposed to be some check on quantity as well, not just quality? This isn’t even enough for one person. Absolutely disappointing! Restaurant: Dastaan! ☺️ @fssaiindia
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and tagging fssai of all... which has been entirely useless in it's one job... thinking it'll step in and force the restaurant to give better quantity... when they probably don't even know whether the restaurant has a license or not...
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gt dsg baby 💯
𝐁𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐑𝐬 𝟐𝟑 𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐡 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 A Volkswagen showroom employee in Bhopal allegedly stole a Rs 23 lakh Virtus GT to fulfil his wife's fondness for expensive cars. The theft came to light during a stock check, while the car's GPS helped police trace it to near Ashima Mall. Read more: intdy.in/bt6evc
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i am simply stunned by people complaining about 1L turbo petrol cars inefficiency. that too with 3 cylinders? smallest imaginable car engine with least number of cylinders, and not natural aspirated. this should be epitome of efficiency in pure ICE cars and yet... mmmm
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education assimilates all
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sometimes i feel i am the truth
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when the opening track of an album has the highest streams and you just know it be insisting upon itself
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surely this is an all time clip
imagine being carried by a 7 time world champion and a 4 time world champion while getting your first world championship title… CRAZY
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slop slop slop, what even is this look
Aaj phir yaad aaya... Qaatil nahi… Aashiq hoon… #KING In cinemas 24.12.26
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